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When I was 12 I was riding this ATV behind my cousin (16, was on a 3 wheel ATV). He started speedin up in front of me going maybe 60 on this insane dirt road with alot of hole's and cracks in it. Well I didn't want to get left behind so I sped up, my cousin was kicking up alot of dirt, hit me in the face, couldn't see, held down the gas, hit a huge ditch, flipped the ATV maybe six times. It was scary yeh but damn everything was in slow motion it was awesome.

awesum storyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Smile:

so last weekend i was down in compton and me and my friends have a car with a megaphone and we were yelling "nigger" into it. anyway, for some reason everyone there was getting really mad and they started to throw stuff at our car. me, being calm gets outa the car and tries to reason with the niggers. one of them proceeds to call me a "stupid-faced-idiot-cracker-white-boy-mother-****er-calcium pantothenate. i was not going to stand for that kind of disrespect. so i pulled a 7 inch knife out of my pant leg and i stabbed 53,594 niggers. i then recieved the "nigger genocider" achievement

We were playing football and the ground was all sliperry. I had a really good chance but the ball was wet so it slipped, and a kid started laughing, I didn't care, it didn't really bother me. Then he got a chance and just when he had it, he was trying to ditch-turn but slipped and fell however, he caught himself befor reaching the ground. He paused and he looked scared to shit, so I was like (heh, are you ok ?) in a humorous matter not trying to provoke him. So he thought I was making fun of him and while I was walking back, he throws the football at my neck [he was aiming at my head], so i flinch and turn around, evereyon goes like (Ooooh,)
One of them tried to break it up but it was no help, that fag had had that pugnacious look and so he puches me, I puch him, he puches harder and I kick both of his leggs as hard as I could (I'm good at soccer, my kick powe is very concentrated) and slips because the ground was slipperrey and he just falls side ways like a log, and hits his head on the ground but it was all grssy and soft, and pretended to be injured in the face, so every one backs up and his team mates pick him away, and everyone starts patting me on the shoulder (That was the shit dude!)

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Cool story bro.

Today, I broke in the lunch line.

Once upon a time, I was Jesus.







The End.

Quote from U-t

We were playing football and the ground was all sliperry. I had a really good chance but the ball was wet so it slipped, and a kid started laughing, I didn't care, it didn't really bother me. Then he got a chance and just when he had it, he was trying to ditch-turn but slipped and fell however, he caught himself befor reaching the ground. He paused and he looked scared to shit, so I was like (heh, are you ok ?) in a humorous matter not trying to provoke him. So he thought I was making fun of him and while I was walking back, he throws the football at my neck [he was aiming at my head], so i flinch and turn around, evereyon goes like (Ooooh,)
One of them tried to break it up but it was no help, that fag had had that pugnacious look and so he puches me, I puch him, he puches harder and I kick both of his leggs as hard as I could (I'm good at soccer, my kick powe is very concentrated) and slips because the ground was slipperrey and he just falls side ways like a log, and hits his head on the ground but it was all grssy and soft, and pretended to be injured in the face, so every one backs up and his team mates pick him away, and everyone starts patting me on the shoulder (That was the shit dude!)

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Cool story bro.

Not to be a dick or anything, but is there a reason that you spelled punch like "puch" multiple times?

Also cerealman needs to reevaluate his definition of badass.

Well today I brought a Mini skateboard to school with Spongebob on it. In PE this kid asks if he could see it, I go "Ok". Then when I'm asking for it back he says no and I try to take it back and he's saying "Sexual harrasment" like he's some super funny shit. So I grab the board and he's all "Let go" and I'm all **** this. He's grabbing on to it like he'll die if he let's go. About a minute of strugling my awesome skateboard was mines once more.

I once punched a guy in the face when I was 10.. He cried and his nose started bleeding. Then I got sent to the principles office. After I went out. He spitted at my face and I punched him in the stomach. He cried again and I got sent to the principles office and got caned.

He spitted?

One time i was riding down this huge hill with my skateboard on my butt, then a car came so i moved as fast as i could to the side and did a 360 flip then i hit the curve and it hurt.

I was out in the desert and I was riding this small 3-wheeler my Dads friend let me borrow.

We were out trail blazing but someone had a flat tire, luckily we had a jeep with us so we hooked it up and headed back to camp. My Dad was on the jeep and I was trying to get ahead for some fun, kinda like a race. I saw a shortcut and went after it but little did I know there was a huge pot hole there. I hit the pothole, one arm flys off but my throttle arm stays on to gass it some more which sends me in a front flip eating dirt, hard. Bike goes flying over my head and when the dust settled I checked to see if I had all my limbs and that I wasn'e dead. I got up, everyone had assembled towards me to see if I was ok. I was, and so was the bike and we rode back to camp.

Stickyfisher, this thread sucks

I was riding a dirt bike out in these sand dunes, I was turning off onto this straight dirt road, it seemed endless. I accelerated gradually, I was probably going like 30 or 40 mph, just a guess. I was pushing it as fast as I could, and leaned in forward, and then out of nowhere, I hit this tiny ****ing dip in the road, my hands and arms were jolted up off the handlebars just as the bike tilted forward in an endo-like position and threw me off ahead of it, face-first. I hit the ground hard and I felt my body slam down, making me roll about twice.

Afterwards it felt like I dislocated both of my arms, and my shoulders ached like hell for a while.

Not really badass, I guess. It sucked.

I was having sex with two hot girls whilst playing a metal guitar solo and standing on the desecrated corpse of god.

I'm badass yo.

I was in a group of 6-7 kids and we were under some bridge that got cars over these two huge and steep hills, and went overtop of a bunch of train tracks. We were all sitting on the ledges minding our own business and then a bunch of eleven year olds who were high off of huffing air wick started throwing other discaded air wick cans and rocks at us, and we ignored them until we realized that the kids weren't going away. So we all went down to the ground to where the little kids were, (there was ten of them, but we were four/five years older than them) and just argued for a bit at first, and then one of the kids called a native friend of mine a "virgïn" and being the guy he was, he found that as a major insult and grabbed the kid by the collar of his shirt and started raining punches on the little kid's gut until he managed to get free. Then we all got in a all out fight that lasted for about two seconds and then the little kids ran away. We chased them for about five blocks.