I don't think I would want a horse dick for the chicks. I think it would be used more for slapping people.

Holy shit, that would be awesome.

What THE **** YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

* Unzips pants, pulls out dick *

YOU GONNA WISH YOU NEVER BEEN BORN

* Dickslap *

HO' YEAH.

Bird wings, a flea's ability to jump and a dog's smelling sense.

cheetah's legs + eagles eye woo! + ants strength

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What THE **** YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

* Unzips pants, pulls out dick *

YOU GONNA WISH YOU NEVER BEEN BORN

* Dickslap *

HO' YEAH.

brb .

back.

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Oh, forgot to mention. I'd only cockslap kids.

You wouldn't pick anything.

A bee's ability to buzz to annoy people.
The smell of a wet dog to annoy people.
And a giraffe's tongue.

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A bee's ability to buzz to annoy people.
The smell of a wet dog to annoy people.
And a giraffe's tongue.

???? ????

I think he did it wrong :c

pterodactyls wings
whale size lungs
extremely large hide so I could dive deep.


I would fly as high as possible and dive into shit and shit