"Chemtrail conspiracy"

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Nov 23, 2008 2:39 AM #299955
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

I've heard a lot about this hilarious new conspiracy theory lately. (sorry if that comes off as an ad hominem, but I always find conspiracy theories rather suspect)

Anyone else heard of this? Think it's real? Debate go.

Also, hi guys.
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Nov 23, 2008 2:43 AM #299959
Hi there.
good to having you back
you may notice that the lack of activity at this hour, because of youtube live
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Nov 23, 2008 2:45 AM #299963
I heard about it before, classic.
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Nov 23, 2008 2:48 AM #299969
Has anyone thought of actually finding out what the "chemtrails" are made of? I suppose it would be hard to measure, but still.
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Nov 23, 2008 3:08 AM #299985
Quote from Bonk
Has anyone thought of actually finding out what the "chemtrails" are made of? I suppose it would be hard to measure, but still.


It's water vapor exhaust from jet engines. Contrails are more prevalent when there is an upper level low present or near the area. That's pretty much it. . . there's no real proof that it's anything otherwise, but there is a strikingly large and active group of proponents for the theory. Personally I think it's full of shit.
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Nov 23, 2008 3:32 AM #300003
It's just the product of some idiot looking up to the sky, seeing one and going "Holy shit wtf is that"
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Nov 23, 2008 4:35 AM #300033
Even if was pure mustard gas or something, the winds would obviously disperse it immediately.

This is just the meaning of "fear of the unknown".
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Nov 23, 2008 4:57 AM #300039
Chemtrails
Anyone else think of Beck?
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Nov 23, 2008 4:59 AM #300042
Yeah, that's actually where I first read about this from. Apparently the scientology folks have "action plans" for what to do if you see chemtrails in the area. Very strange stuff. . .
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Nov 23, 2008 6:52 AM #300092
I really doubt there is anything behind this conspiracy. But it seems pretty more plausible than others I have read.
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Nov 23, 2008 4:34 PM #300284
What about it seems plausible? The entire conspiracy consists of people looking up, seeing vapor trails, and, due to ignorance and paranoia, saying THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING MIND CONTROL JUICE IN THE AIR!


I don't think they realize that private jets do the same exact ****ing thing.
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Nov 23, 2008 6:46 PM #300362
Quote from Ash
What about it seems plausible? The entire conspiracy consists of people looking up, seeing vapor trails, and, due to ignorance and paranoia, saying THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING MIND CONTROL JUICE IN THE AIR!


I don't think they realize that private jets do the same exact ****ing thing.

But you have to think like them.
What we think of as private jets are military controlled planes that are releasing mind control shit in the air.

There is no such thing as private jets.
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Nov 24, 2008 12:10 AM #300519
So, when I go get a pilot's liscence and buy a private jet, I am instantly removed from existance and replaced by a military controlled plane?
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Nov 24, 2008 12:20 AM #300524
Quote from Ash
So, when I go get a pilot's liscence and buy a private jet, I am instantly removed from existance and replaced by a military controlled plane?


Yes, yes you are.


I don't see how anyone with a brain can believe this.

Saying that, MiniMan probably does.
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Nov 24, 2008 2:40 AM #300620
Quote from Deathwish
Yes, yes you are.


I don't see how anyone with a brain can believe this.

Saying that, MiniMan probably does.


Sweet, I'm gonna go buy a plane!