As title describes.

I was in Gwernyfed highschool when I called a bully a tosser, so he came up to me and showed me his earing and said you see dat dats he stoped, I sugested gay? then he swung for me I ducked and punched him then fliped him (I do Judo and boxing.) so he cryed for 10 mins.

I'm speechless .

dude you're so fucking hardcore

There was this faggot at Gwernyfed highschool that called me a tosser so I showed him my earring and he called me gay and I punched him in the face and he started to cry like a queer.

i was at my school today so one of my mates asked me to borrow my pencil so i took my pencil and stabbed him in his genitalia then i took my pocket knife and took his intestines out then drank his body fluids

I ate a chicken. =]

I had a huge ****fest with all the moderators and the admins.

Lol, im welsh too.

Urh, i sanded down my guitar in CDT and had a argument.

Rather boring.

i raped, killed, and collected the severed heads of several freshmen.

have i crossed the line?

I went on my favourite forum and saw this new member bullshitting in a thread asking what my fellow members had done today; and I thought to myself, Chimaera, you could make a post where you imply the original poster was a bullshitter, but then I saw that this had already been done by Schall, and that Aklemoo and Exilement had already gone the sarcastic route. Upon realising this I decided to think outside the box and try a new and off the wall style of post, but then I came to the conclusion that I'm getting to old to be extremely funny any more and decided to just write about it instead.

I also ate an apple.

No, you just set it for other seniors.

Have you ever thought about your earring maybe is kinda gay...
but that was so not cool, NO GO!

Cocio, it wasn't his earring.

I know >_>

I thought it was his.

There once was a boy called bob,
he had a very tiny knob,
he went to school one day, and a bully; he called gay,
so he got knocked the **** out,
tried hard not to pout,
but went home and cried all the way.

There goes my attempt to jump on the bandwagon of expressing my humorous hate to the OP.

Anyway, not much happened today, there was a bitch fight at school (2 girls), and thats about it.

Oh and I had an aero bar. It was nice.