A boy called smish gay because he had a lunchbag. Anyway he tried to punch him, failed miserably fell into the fountain, wet his pants, lost all of his money, his cellphone got ruined, the bullie laughed, I laughed, all the mother ****ing land laugh.
































































oh and he didn't lunch.

I went to school and back chatted all my teachers cos I'm hilarious and bad ass, then I got into a fight with like 4 guys and I beat them all cos I learn kung fu, then I ****ed my girlfriend like 7 times, after that I went out and did some Parkour and I got chased by some cops but then I jumped over a fence and dropped like 10ft then I rolled and it was awesome.

Then I got high, daaa da da duh da da daaa.

I worked.

Some kids flipped their car at 3 AM and two fifteen year old girls were ejected and died. Some other guy is in a coma and the other is all cut and bruised up. Everyone was talking about it and one girl who knew one of the girls was in tears.

What makes me so much of a badass? Well, for starters, I consoled her and now she's coming over (you know what that means). Oh, and I told some guy that wouldn't shut up about it that nobody cares.

Does that make me cool, too?

You had me till you said

Does that make me cool, too?

I pushed my luck with a girl I like and succeeded.

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You had me till you said

It's a true story. It's just that the little kids here that think being in highschool makes them awesome, even though it doesn't.

Kids are kids. They're going to be aware of consequences so they're not going to fight in school. They talk the talk but never walk the walk. If a kid does get in a fight, he'll brag about it to his close friends and laugh about it, not make a thread about it on the internet.

I can guarantee the OP has never been in a fight at school.

Lets see what I did today..


Woke up, took a shower and all that shit..
Skipped breakfast..
Went back to sleep for about an hour and 20 minutes..
Got dressed for school..
Drove to school..
Sat in cafeteria with friends, told some fat annoying bitch that she looked liked a hamster..
PE Advanced..Free day so I played basketball a little, then sat up in bleachers listening to ipod..some black dude tried to sell me this hardcore sounding pill..
Break..I went straight to class to catch up on makeup work..
3d art and structure class..didn't really do anything expect look at stupid shit, and made a picture on paint. Black Jesus in a manger, with 3 wise men delivering him kfc, a watermelon, and a basketball.
Lunch..some white trash bitches started going off at each other right beside me..was intense..
Physics..we watched some gay ass movie called the "Borrowers". Our teacher's tits are huge..
Break..pissed off some girl cause I sneak attacked a dry hump on her..she liked it any other day..
Drama class..Me and friend recited different scenes from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
School's over, stuck around for a bit, then drove home..
Smoked life half a joint, then decided I didn't want to get that high. Got on computer and messed around on photoshop, and looked at threads on here..
Mom comes home in bitch mode..
And tonight I'm probably going to friends house, get smashed and go to the movies, or something. Whatever we feel like.

I woke up today because the neighbours were walking too loudly.
Headache, Throat hurts, in bed with my clothes on, a piece of a cucumber up my nose, the door is closed but not locked, my music CD's are missing and the stereo system is ruined again. I also remember throwing up in the sink of my friend's home, and that cherry flavoured vodka sucks....

That is a filthy lie and we all know it.

I woke up half an hour a go. Went down to look at my sisters new baby tarantula, came back up, browsed the forums and posted this.

well I woke up 11 hours ago...

at 11am?

I woke up 14 hours ago.

I woke up at 10 am and shot a bird out of my window, its ****ing annoying. I ate breakfast and chug some kool-aid. Then I slept again for 20 minutes.