The Semen Cookbook

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Dec 3, 2008 4:43 AM #306299
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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Dec 3, 2008 5:03 AM #306324
+1 Christmas gift.
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Dec 3, 2008 5:44 AM #306360
" semen based recipes [ No Rating ] 28 Nov 2008
by wayne watkins
what a good idea. I freeze mine and feed the iceblocks to my japanese girlfriend and presto no more pimples....great side benefit"

what hte ****
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Dec 3, 2008 5:57 AM #306367
Ew wtf? Baby batter? Sick ****s.
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Dec 3, 2008 6:01 AM #306372
...And most importantly, what about the notion of transmitting HIV through consuming semen?...


....IT'S GENIUS


CONTRACT AIDS, THEN SERVE IT TO EVERYBODY ON A SILVER PLATTER
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Dec 3, 2008 6:05 AM #306375
Quote from Scarecrow
....IT'S GENIUS


CONTRACT AIDS, THEN SERVE IT TO EVERYBODY ON A SILVER PLATTER


HOLY SHIT~!, you're on to something there.
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Dec 6, 2008 8:48 PM #308741
I didn't know eating semen was out of the ordinary.
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Dec 6, 2008 10:29 PM #308813
There's blood in semen? I thot twas a blood pathogen.
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Dec 6, 2008 11:41 PM #308850
More like the Semen COCKbook, right? Heh..
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Dec 6, 2008 11:58 PM #308861
"Yummy !" - New York Times
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Dec 7, 2008 12:28 AM #308894
Yes, Oh Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes - **Explosion**

4 Dec 2008
by Viscous Semenian
This is the best book that I have ever cum across !!!
Great! [ No Rating ] 4 Dec 2008

A gastronomic adventure with pig sperm

26 Nov 2008
by Josh Stillhouse
After buying this book, I decided that I need way more semen than I could possibly produce myself, so I purchased some from Prairie State Semen. It's from one of their award-winning Chester pigs. His name is "Vendetta" - here's a picture of him: http://shrunklink.com/bifc (you can see why I chose him).

Anyway, they sent me enough of his semen to create a couple of the recipes in this book. I made Lime Aoili and poured it over my pork chops (it's only fitting after all). It was edible, but not as good as I had hoped. However, the Tiramisu Surprise I had for dessert was absolutely divine! So rich and creamy.

It's kind of expensive to buy sperm from a farm like this, so I'm going to look around for alternate sources. In the meantime, I've got my little tupperware container in the freezer and it's filling up. Slowly, but surely.

I highly recommend this book. The pictures are beautiful and the recipes are easy to follow.

Seed Not Used For Holy Purpose is Sinfully Wasted!!

25 Nov 2008
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The Holy Books tell us that semen that is not used for Semenancy or similar sex magick rituals is semen that has been defiled and wasted!! However collecting semen AFTER it has been used ritually and incorporating it into tasty treats is completely okay with the Goddess...


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ON THIS SHIT
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Dec 7, 2008 1:21 AM #308942
I actually didn't know anyone had even considered consuming semen other than after being a victim of oral sex.