Quote from 16.6% Jew

maybe you shouldnt be driving, considering your intellect is probably equivalent to a ****ing ostrich

Quote from AppleSauze

So like i dunno im really shaken up right now. But I was on the ski doo with my 2 friends driving (wasnt mine, not lisceneced or registered and all that shit) so I was drving and i go out into the road and a ****ing car comes, I tried to stop and move out of the way but this ski doo has no breaks at all there like shit and the skis are worn down too. So i try to swerve and we hit it.
My leg got crushed by this thing and i flew off and dont really remember a lot and my other friend fell of and was safely out of the way but my other friend almost got run over. I'm so sad like she almost died. but to make matters worse the damage to the car is $1000 and the ski doo wont start so I dont know what to do. And as if this wasnt bad enough the lady in the car called the police and when i was on the phone with them they said that it wasnt really a reportable accident, and i just got my learners liscence like a few weeks ago so i might loose that till im 18!!!! **** THIS

Quote from Cram Vertigo

Looks like you were nominated for a Darwin Award.

You should be proud.

Quote from LongArm

Deadface ?
or
New Generation ?

Quote from Cram Vertigo

I am neither Deadface, nor am I New Generation.

Quote from LongArm

So your Barab ?

Quote from Cram Vertigo

No. My identity does not concern you; I do not know you, and you do not know me.

Quote from Beta

1 question: WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU DRIVING ONE OF THESE ON A ROAD?