I thought that you could make a suit that, if you flapped, you could at least float. Too much Tom & Jerry, I think.

I used to think that rape was bad.

I used to think having 2 balls isn't normal, and some people have 3 balls.

I thought gay people weren't normal.

Until I found out that they were.

I used to think I was going to turn black during my lifetime.


I also used to think that my thoughts were visible.

I used to think if I closed my eyes, I would turn invisible

The whole "If they can't see me, I can't see them!" thing?

Yeah, I thought I'd throw in something honest in the middle of all this made up bullshit.

I used to scare myself at night, while trying to sleep, by saying things to myself like "If it can see any part of my body, it will take me away and kill me".

I'm not sure why I did it, but I really convinced myself that would happen.

I remember doing this when I was young, up to my early teens, feeling that pang of terror near the bed and jumping into it because that was the '' safe place ''

I still feel that Pang! feeling sometimes, scratching at my spine.

I used to think that a no outlet sign meant if you stayed in that area too long you couldn't get out.

@MoD I used to do that. I also awoke to a quite room and used to seal my whole body off from the fear of little goblins around my bed, when I got out I would jump as far out as possible and run out my door.

i picked up my mothers vibrater and used it to massage my back, thinking it was a back massager.

i also ate some plant feed thinking it was sugar and was convinced a plant would grow in my stomach.

i also ate some glow in the dark paint and was convinced that my stomach was glow in the dark, but i was the only one who couldnt see it.

After every superhero movie I went to see on the Theatres, I thought I could do what they did.

I learned it hard when I cracked my head trying to be spiderman.

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After every superhero movie I went to see on the Theatres, I thought I could do what they did.

I learned it hard when I cracked my head trying to be spiderman.

i did a smiliar thing when i was little when i watched triple x in the cinema and i jumped down the stairs and rolled at the bottom. it must have been awesome, and there were two guys watching and they laughed at me.

I thought vaginas had no use whatsoever.