I occasionally thought I could turn into a super saiyan.

Ohhh, and I also thought that just getting a boner was the epitome of male sexual pleasure.

I used to think that every single book in the world has top secret information in it. Untill I've learnt to read :P (I was 3 years old when I did >8D)

Also, I thought that storks bring babies :| No, rly. Man, how was I wrong.

And, I really loved the cartoon "Transformers" and I thought that people can transform to vehicles too :P

I thought mom and dad ****ed eachother to make me but then the stork proved me wrong.

Steyene, the acctually do just one of the is super small and close to the other.

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That girls had three holes. One for piss one for shit and one for babies, or that they were just the one hole

Eh dude, sorry to inform you, but as a child you were smarter than you are now.

I thought that was the joke.

I thought if I tried hard enough, I could do anything..... D:

I thought people were in the radio singing the songs.

Now I remember. I thought the easter bunny was out to kill my family and didn't sleep the night before.

When i was five i thought the moldy candy whopper under my bed came to life at night.


Also when i was seven i heard a girl got filled with seed and got pregnant and i thought they meant like a acorn or sunflower seed

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same letter, if two people stand on a treadmill with no power and face opposite directions, then both try to run on the treadmill, neither would move.

No, they would run into each other.

No, they would both run off the treadmill

no cos they r facing eash other.

I used to think that if I prayed at night some one would answer. No one has, and I have not been a christian for 13 years now lol.

I thought if you ate a watermelon seed it would grow in you... yeah, I warched a load of rugrats