Quote from Slayer

Hell, don't even bother unrolling, just jam the entire roll up your ass and hope for a better tomorrow.

WAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muttonhead gets a boner knowing how you wipe your ass

that's fucked up, but funny.

This thread is officially gross.

Quote from Slayer

Hell, don't even bother unrolling, just jam the entire roll up your ass and hope for a better tomorrow.

HAHAHA, ****ing win.

I rip 3-4 sheets off, scrunch them up, lean forwards, wipe the gloop, look at the paper, and decide whether I need another wipe...

I'm surprised a lot of my habits on the toilet are this common.

also:

Quote from I FIX QWOTS COS IM FUNY

This thread is officially hilarious.

;o

I don't wipe my ass, I get my stoned hippy slaves to do it for me.

I dont have to wipe i got a toilet that shoots water at my crack.........

Quote from dr.sassy

I dont have to wipe i got a toilet that shoots water at my crack.........

So you have pure diluted shit dripping slowly down your leg?

You dirty bastard

No,i can change the pressure, and the last setting hurts like ****!!!


and yes if its strong enough it does blast some off up the space on my sides and to the ceiling or floor.

I stand by the fact that your a dirty bastard

dead even.

am I the only one that finds it odd that this has become such a normal discussion topic that nobody even thinks twice about it?

Well i have toilet paper to use its just im too lazy to get a roll, but the rolls are probably to freakin old anyway.

Its the internet, things are bound to get normal fast.