Please tell either the most awkward moment in your life so far, or the most awkward conversation you have ever had.


Mine was quite possibly today. Today my grandfather talked to me about masturbation. (I live with my grandparents, so they are more like parents to me than grandparents). Apparently my grandmother found some suspicious "stains" on my bed sheets. She asked my grandpa if it was normal, and actually had a conversation about it. I wasn't present when this happened. My grandpa approached me about it, and reassured me that it was perfectly normal, and that from now on I should use a tissue. I feel like puking.

You came into your bed sheets?

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If I remember an awkward moment or conversation, I'll post it.

This post was just to tell you that I found it hilarious that your grandfather actually told you that

You just let it fall on your sheets? Sicko. Use a sock.

Eh, there were a few in middle school that I can never forget.

1) I was up in front of the class in Seventh grade, don't remember why, but we were talking about music. I said I like songs with a lot of "bass." And when I said "bass," I said it as:


****ing never let me remember that one.

2) I social-studies last year, I was in a group with these extremely two hot girls, and both of their parents were in the military. Like a ****ing idiot, I don't even remember why I said it as I didn't even think it at the time, I said "OH greaaat, this is going to be fun, I'm against the war."

****ing wow, I really regret that second one. It just sort of splurted out.

I was 9 when this happened. I remember that on the first day when my dad taught me about how babies were made and born, we were watching a video about me and my twin brother a few days before we were born, in the hospital and my six year old little sister asked my dad, "Was that me in Mom's tummy?"
And I blurted out, "No, you're in Dad's penis!"

I stayed at my friends house for a week while my mom was on holiday, and I couldn't bear to not have a wank. So I did, and at that point in time my mate's mom walked in, and I just rolled over and went "aaoohh..." as I just came in a tissue. She then said "what's going on in here?" and realised my mate (connor) wasn't in the room, he was having a shower or something. She then said, going red "oh I'm sorry, didin't mean to disturb you, I'll just go get connor". Yeah, a facepalm moment...

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Please tell either the most awkward moment in your life so far, or the most awkward conversation you have ever had.


Mine was quite possibly today. Today my grandfather talked to me about masturbation. (I live with my grandparents, so they are more like parents to me than grandparents). Apparently my grandmother found some suspicious "stains" on my bed sheets. She asked my grandpa if it was normal, and actually had a conversation about it. I wasn't present when this happened. My grandpa approached me about it, and reassured me that it was perfectly normal, and that from now on I should use a tissue. I feel like puking.

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I stayed at my friends house for a week while my mom was on holiday, and I couldn't bear to not have a wank. So I did, and at that point in time my mate's mom walked in, and I just rolled over and went "aaoohh..." as I just came in a tissue. She then said "what's going on in here?" and realised my mate (connor) wasn't in the room, he was having a shower or something. She then said, going red "oh I'm sorry, didin't mean to disturb you, I'll just go get connor". Yeah, a facepalm moment...

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I really liked this one chick in 7th grade. So I told my two friends that I was going to ask her out. When I went up to ask her out, my fatass friend Josh walked up and told her that I wanted to shove my dick in her ass. She then said, "What dick?".

What a douche.

I went to this one party and there was a really hot chick there who was standing alone. I go up to her and start making conversation about how hard this party blows. It turns out that she was the one throwing the party.

I was the only kid in that school with an accent. I was made fun of every day. Until I beat the shit out of this ****er.

See now I'm imagining you with a really heavy Scottish accent for some reason...

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See now I'm imagining you with a really heavy Scottish accent for some reason...

IT'S AUSTRALIAN NOT SCOTTISH.

I actually have been asked whether or not I'm english...

I was so pissed.

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I was the only kid in that school with an accent. I was made fun of every day. Until I beat the shit out of this ****er.

You? Beating the shit out of someone? Okay. That makes about .2% sense.