cosmo, I want to jizz into that big eye of yours.

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cosmo, I want to jizz into that big eye of yours.

:Cry: (those aren't tears ;) )

should have worn saftey glasses.

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cosmo, I want to jizz into that big eye of yours.

gross .

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should have worn saftey glasses.

Psh, real men don't wear safety glasses.

Real men wear beard.

Real men don't need a reach around.

I told my Dads girlfriend about my foot fetish, she seemed cool about it.

:3

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I told my Dads girlfriend about my foot fetish, she seemed cool about it.

:3

Now why the fuck would you go and do that?

I don't understand the foot fetish at all. :l

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I told my Dads girlfriend about my foot fetish, she seemed cool about it.

:3

Yeah she seemed cool about it, but you'll notice she will now always wear socks and shoes around you. No matter the circumstances.

How the fuck does this turn you on? What would you even do to them anyways? Shove 'em in your asshole?

I'm not sure it's quite like that.
Some people value certain body parts more than others when it comes to women. He just happens to think how the feet look is important, whereas you might be more interested in staring at some girl's rack.

I'm actually an eyeball man myself. It's important to have a big enough target for the facials.

and I quote:
How the **** does this turn you on? What would you even do to them anyways? Shove 'em in your asshole?