1. Me and my friend Jason were sitting on my friend Dakota's couch last night, and John walked in, and started playing with one of these.
He is amazed by it, and says "Dude, it's like 40 Dimensional!!". I stare at him for a few secounds, and I say "Yes. I known John. I created it using my astrological powers."
Nah I'm just kidding. That would be funny as shit, though. But he started playing with it, and he's like "Dude, it's like 40 Dimensional!!", and me and Jason both just crack out laughing from it.
2. I keep staring at a box of "Honey Nut Cheerios", and the bumble bee's eyes keep circling around in his sockets. Holy shit it's trippy.
3. Like a week ago, me and my friend Dakota were smoking some, and we got into a debate over which type of noodles were the best, and came to the conclusion that Ramon Noodles kicked ass.
4. Shit what the hell I lost the thread..
5. Music feels like there is a party of lesbians having a huge orgy in my ear..
I should keep updating this..