Just do the obvious.
We've started the adventure and I have chosen to be a boy because girls have diseases and stuff. Ew.

But, I'm currently nameless and I'll get nowhere without a name.


Already had the suggestions "Vlad" and "Boxxy".

Note: This will not continue for a very long time as I can seen it getting annoying.

****face .


Do it.

Only 7 characters for this name.

Anus,Adolf .

Faggot.




'' Oh hello Faggot, I see you have got your first pokemon ''

I'll wait for a couple more suggestions before I choose.

There are strict rules you have to follow when naming your character in a game you are playing. Either you name it what the character is really called, for example Link in Zelda, or you name it whatever your real name is. Everything else is a violation of the unspoken rules of names in games, and is punished with permanent stupidity.

Im gay

"good day,Im gay"

Everybody knows LakE is too badass for a real name.

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There are strict rules you have to follow when naming your character in a game you are playing. Either you name it what the character is really called, for example Link in Zelda, or you name it whatever your real name is. Everything else is a violation of the unspoken rules of names in games, and is punishable with permanent stupidity.

So, Ash is your suggestion?

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So, Ash?

Yes, Ash.

Oh, and there is actually one exception in Ocarina of Time: you are also allowed to call yourself Zelda, because then it will be awesome when you first meet Princess Zelda and she says "What is your name?... Zelda? That sounds strangely familiar."

No, because Ash is the epitome of sheer gayness. It's three letters, let me repeat that. THREE ****ING LETTERS. A . S . H. There is only one letter in his name that is even remotely cool, 'S'. Ash is no name, and the fact that it can be a boy and girls name just raises it further up on the faggotry scale. Call the ... 'Thing ' Faggot, as a constant reminder its just a bunch of pixels.


Alive knows nothing of video game rules. NOTHING, NOTHING I SAY NOTHING

Ash does seem a good suggestion, If I'm honest.

We always have the Rival and Pokémon to name. Anything to speed this up.

Call him Jack then, just because Jack is an awesome name and you know it.

Actually, you have to name the rival Gary, and the pokemon must be named the beginning of its real name, with a -y at the end. For example Charmy.