Why contemplate it?


DO IT FAGGOT

The scorpion fly is known for it's characteristic scorpion like tail (only the males). But this is no stinger, but a penis.

Nice .

Must be tight in there with a dick that size compared to the bug.

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Not really, Pope Benedict IX was either around 11 or around 18. We don't really know because he lived a thousand years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Benedict_IX

Born c. 1012
Papacy began 1. October, 1032

Math is hard, it's OK.

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A soda can takes 50 years to recycle by itself

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Cat urine glows under black light

so THAT'S why spots on my bed light up.

Oh god, that sloth fact made me laugh, and cry. Poor sloths.

"I'llll jusst climb up one morre brrannnnch.."
"That'ss my armm, mman!"
"Aaahhhhhh."

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It was Inevitable that this would be said

-There is enough fuel in a full tank of a Jumbo Jet to drive an average car four times around the world.
-Hawaii is moving toward Japan 4 inches every year.

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Born c. 1012
Papacy began 1. October, 1032

Math is hard, it's OK.

"According to the Catholic Encyclopedia[1] and other sources, Benedict IX was around 18 to 20 years old when made pontiff, although some sources claim 11 or 12"

If a frozen pea comes in contact with Dr. Pepper in the weightlessness of space, it will explode.