The trick is in the title! You never would have guessed, would you? You retarded little dumb****; but this thread IS about riddles! You try to solve the riddle that's being discussed, and if you get it right, YOU get to make a riddle? Is that too hard for you? Should I type slower? I think I better start off easy, what with you having an IQ of '01'. Here goes nothin' -


I tell lies, I tell truths, I tell betrayals, wonders, sacrifice and joy.


What am I?

the bible?

ummm... me?

Okay, I'll edit my post as to not add to the ten post rule.

~I noticed that the words are antonyms.

Yes, but if, after ten posts, the riddle has not been solved, a new one must be put up.

I'm gonna go for anything bible related aswell, God...etc.

A human being? ;o

You've not gotten it yet.

I'm gonna drop a hint for you


Begins with the letter 'S'

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You've not gotten it yet.

I'm gonna drop a hint for you


Begins with the letter 'S'

Story? ;p

Starts with 's' hmm....

Oranges.

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Story? ;p

You got it mofo.

RARGH!!1! I though it had to do with the antonyms. I was going to say Hypocrite.

OKAY OKAY I GOT ONE.

What is red, white, and blue al-wait no.

How is a truck sim-no...

Your mother is this. What item am I describing?

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OKAY OKAY I GOT ONE.

What is red, white, and blue al-wait no.

How is a truck sim-no...

Your mother is this. What item am I describing?

What the **** ?

Wrong!

She's A Mother!