Have you ever gotten one of those Nigerian scams in your email? You know - where they say you won millions in a lottery (or whatever)?
Well the webmaster on this site http://www.419hell.com/ answers those scam emails and does everything he can think of to mess with the scammer's head and waste their time.
I particularly like the "testimonials" page. Very funny stuff!




Here is a fake photo ID that one of the scammers sent him...
(I think I could eat a photo with some paper and poop a more convincing ID!)

Rofl, engrish: Her Majesty Treasury.

the one with the girl called "candy" is awesome, he gets her to call him from nigeria for long distance call again. its amazing.

This is rather quaint.

HA!!!!!!!! Check out the "Testimonials" page:
http://www.419hell.com/Nigerian_Scam_Baiting/419_Scams_Testimonials.html

"i Am Now Out For You Because Somebody Who Will Go All That Lenght To Hacke Into Another Person's Email Is A Habitual Criminal And A Terrorist And As Such, We Dont Have To Mercy For A Criminal Or A Terrorist Like You. I Have Taken Your Name To The African Witch-doctor And Okija Shrine Because You Are Wicked. A Woman Can Never Act The Way You Acted Unless A Terrorist. You Are Aware That It Is Against The Rule Of Microsoft And Cyber Crime Preventive Agancy And I Have Also Given Them Your Phone Number And Email Address. I Am Going To Deal With You Spritual And You Must Regret Your Actions. Because Of You, I Am Going To Buy A She African Native Cow To Sacrifice To The Shire On Your Head And You Must Die As You Did Not Worth Living With Us On Earth. I Only Inform You So That You Can Start Arranging Your Things As You Are Going To Die Soon. This Is Not A Threat Or An Empty Noise But From My Inner Heart.
A Word Is Enough For A Wise.
Let Us Watch And See
You Bastard And Foolish Woman"

Quote from Narcotic Jew

"i Am Now Out For You Because Somebody Who Will Go All That Lenght To Hacke Into Another Person's Email Is A Habitual Criminal And A Terrorist And As Such, We Dont Have To Mercy For A Criminal Or A Terrorist Like You. I Have Taken Your Name To The African Witch-doctor And Okija Shrine Because You Are Wicked. A Woman Can Never Act The Way You Acted Unless A Terrorist. You Are Aware That It Is Against The Rule Of Microsoft And Cyber Crime Preventive Agancy And I Have Also Given Them Your Phone Number And Email Address. I Am Going To Deal With You Spritual And You Must Regret Your Actions. Because Of You, I Am Going To Buy A She African Native Cow To Sacrifice To The Shire On Your Head And You Must Die As You Did Not Worth Living With Us On Earth. I Only Inform You So That You Can Start Arranging Your Things As You Are Going To Die Soon. This Is Not A Threat Or An Empty Noise But From My Inner Heart.
A Word Is Enough For A Wise.
Let Us Watch And See
You Bastard And Foolish Woman"

Caps fail?

Quote from Narcotic Jew

"i Am Now Out For You Because Somebody Who Will Go All That Lenght To Hacke Into Another Person's Email Is A Habitual Criminal And A Terrorist And As Such, We Dont Have To Mercy For A Criminal Or A Terrorist Like You. I Have Taken Your Name To The African Witch-doctor And Okija Shrine Because You Are Wicked. A Woman Can Never Act The Way You Acted Unless A Terrorist. You Are Aware That It Is Against The Rule Of Microsoft And Cyber Crime Preventive Agancy And I Have Also Given Them Your Phone Number And Email Address. I Am Going To Deal With You Spritual And You Must Regret Your Actions. Because Of You, I Am Going To Buy A She African Native Cow To Sacrifice To The Shire On Your Head And You Must Die As You Did Not Worth Living With Us On Earth. I Only Inform You So That You Can Start Arranging Your Things As You Are Going To Die Soon. This Is Not A Threat Or An Empty Noise But From My Inner Heart.
A Word Is Enough For A Wise.
Let Us Watch And See
You Bastard And Foolish Woman"

I would totally post a message to that guy in like 5 months asking if you are supposed to be dead yet.

that picture looks like something from somethingawful

Quote from Narcotic Jew

"i Am Now Out For You Because Somebody Who Will Go All That Lenght To Hacke Into Another Person's Email Is A Habitual Criminal And A Terrorist And As Such, We Dont Have To Mercy For A Criminal Or A Terrorist Like You. I Have Taken Your Name To The African Witch-doctor And Okija Shrine Because You Are Wicked. A Woman Can Never Act The Way You Acted Unless A Terrorist. You Are Aware That It Is Against The Rule Of Microsoft And Cyber Crime Preventive Agancy And I Have Also Given Them Your Phone Number And Email Address. I Am Going To Deal With You Spritual And You Must Regret Your Actions. Because Of You, I Am Going To Buy A She African Native Cow To Sacrifice To The Shire On Your Head And You Must Die As You Did Not Worth Living With Us On Earth. I Only Inform You So That You Can Start Arranging Your Things As You Are Going To Die Soon. This Is Not A Threat Or An Empty Noise But From My Inner Heart.
A Word Is Enough For A Wise.
Let Us Watch And See
You Bastard And Foolish Woman"

Nigerian scammers say the cutest things when they realise they have been baited.

Quote from 2-D

that picture looks like something from somethingawful

It is something awful.

haha lol.. some of them are really lame.