Quote from Ash

Just shut up, man, you aren't that funny.

Stop trying to be funny, be boring and serious, and eventually you will learn to be internet funny.

Trying won't help. Shutting up and watching other people will.

dude im not trying to be funny

and i dont want to be serious

Quote from Shanto

Ha-hahah-HAHAHAHA.

What the hell kind of question is that?

I am inspired to make an animation about how wrong that is.

Quote from Jeremy

Haha, I want to animate that.

Get in line, buddy.

Seriously though, swerving to avoid a puddle on a motorway WILL get you killed.

Raise your hand if you want billster to take the day off.

Yeah, I failed my driving test at least twice before I could get it. I don't even know why I had to know which way to turn my wheels when parked on a hill. I live in florida for god's sake

well it depends on what situation you are in to avoid the puddle or just run through it

Quote from billster-knight

dude im not trying to be funny

and i dont want to be serious

Then what the **** do you call this:

Quote from billster-knight

you really have to avoid the puddle, what if a person was on the side of the road and you're gonna splash a puddle of mud into his shirt.
common sense

Because I call it a shit attempt at humor.



::Raises hand::

Quote from Gavel

Raise your hand if you want billster to take the day off.

Yeah, I failed my driving test at least twice before I could get it. I don't even know why I had to know which way to turn my wheels when parked on a hill. I live in florida for god's sake

Its for when you go driving in NORWAY.

What the hell are you doing here??

i agree with stuff

You must have 1,000 posts to agree with STUFF.

I hate the stupid questions like "When driving through an alley, how fast do you go?"

a. 10mph
b. 15mph
c. 20mph
d. 25mph

Obviously it depends on a lot of factors. I'm pretty sure there isn't some universal speed limit used in all alleys. God damn.

Quote from MoD

Its for when you go driving in NORWAY.

I prefer to keep my feet firmly planted on American soil. Aside from that Spanish moss that gross around here

EDIT: Wait, why would anyone be driving through an alley?

now im beginning to agree with bub.

and bub how old are you?

I live in Cali.

Billster: I'm 16.

Quote from ßub

I hate the stupid questions like "When driving through an alley, how fast do you go?"

a. 10mph
b. 15mph
c. 20mph
d. 25mph

Obviously it depends on a lot of factors. I'm pretty sure there isn't some universal speed limit used in all alleys. God damn.

Go for a safe B on that one, that way you can easily speed to 20 when there is no-one around and slow to 10 when there are cops and shit