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The only drunk stories i have are negative towards drink but .. whatever

My parents and i were coming home from a night out , and my mum got pissed at my dad at something , she then ran at him , knocking him on his ass , she then kicked him in the side . he got up she then knocked him on his ass again . she fell over . he then got up and cracked his foot into her face... scary stuff for a 12 year old to watch. Acholoc can be fun though

Damn, that's heavy.

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No seriously, it sounds like a wrestling match.

Were they scantily dressed as well?

No it wasn't a freaking wrestling match. It was an event which happened with drink . The police got involved...

Rule one of the internets

DONT POST SAD STORIES INVOLVING YOUR PARENTS AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO BAWWW ABOUT IT.

I didn't want sympathy , nor did I want some dick , thinking he's funny to post a comment

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I worked in a pub so I got like the first three rounds free because I was like best friends with all the barmen there.

It was the only place that'd serve me seriously good alcohol as well.

I have a pub like this. Im only 15, but because i know everyone there, all the locals and barmaids, they know im responsible, so i get people offering me booze when i walk in the door.

I have plenty of drunk stories, One involving ELVIS, and a ASIAN CHICK. which i can back up with pics.

There is pushing it and pushing it.
Enough sadness though.



I've got another fun one!
I was at this party, I think you call it "an American party". You have to bring your own drinks. It was a "new years drink" somewhere in January :').
So went with a sixpack of PALM (dutch beer), rather modest. I get there and the floor is covered in crates and bottles XD
So I just start of drinking my own sixpack but then of course continue drinking. The first part of the night was clear, I had this chick on my lap for around an hour or two, and just chatted. Then she left and I went out to wave her goodbye. I enter the "drinking room" again and the rest is pretty much a blurr, I only remember some moments. Like how I found a bag with 3 bottles of wine under a couch and me and another dude do a chuck match.
Next morning I wake up in my bed, lying in a puddle of vomit....
My mom enters my room "Marijn, someone called, found your wallet or something?" "What, did I lose my wallet?".
So I get up, no hangover though, just very tired. Clean up and trow the sheets in the wash.
My dad brought me over to the guy who found my wallet (a few houses from the party away).
And on forum the dude who threw the party complained "I cleaned up vomit, but no buddy thanks me..." so I say "thanks... I guess".
he says: "No, not yours, you cleaned it up yourself...."

Being drunk is weird :')

Also, the name of the thread was "tall drunk stories" for a reason. As in "tall stories".

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I didn't want sympathy , nor did I want some dick , thinking he's funny to post a comment

Then you shouldn't post it at all, to me it looked like some faggot wanting sympathy because his parents fought when he was young.

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Then you shouldn't post it at all, to me it looked like some faggot wanting sympathy because his parents fought when he was young.

i remember when you wanted advice for your pregnated wife

Yeah, she's dead now though. I killed her brutally with my chainsaw dick.

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i remember when you wanted advice for your pregnated wife

Ah , the irony of it all.

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Ah , the irony of it all.

Oh shut the **** up, Mr. My Parents Wrestled In Front Of Me.

Doesn't mean you have to make the rule true.
But enough of it....

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Oh shut the **** up, Mr. My Parents Wrestled In Front Of Me.

Oh shut the **** up, Mr. 26 year old Gears of War 2 developer with a pregnant wife.

Wowowowowowow MoD lied




Get the **** over it and stay ontopic, dickshit.