My dad was in the marines so he can handle guns and we go hunting often so we got a couple guns. I would have the shotgun

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My dad was in the marines so he can handle guns and we go hunting often so we got a couple guns. I would have the shotgun

Semper fi.

Squirt gun + gasoline + match = flamethrower.

well let's see what we got......

A ninja sword.....

a fire extinguisher....

some knives.....

and handcuffs...

well i think we'll be fine

Why would any country attack Austin? Nobody ever comes to Austin...

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well let's see what we got......

A ninja sword.....

a fire extinguisher....

some knives.....

and handcuffs...

well i think we'll be fine

A sword, a fire extinguisher, a couple of knifes and some hand cuffs, are not going to help against the armed forces of china.

Hmmm....My best bet is a few molotovs and possibly one of those spray can + lighter flamers. Might try to booby trap the door, and shut all the windows.

But as far as I know and I know little, military troops don't usually slaughter all to the last unarmed civilian.

I Live on the 20th floor of my complex if these soldiers came knocking at my door with flame throwers id throw all my shit from the toilet at em and also throw my frigging maths text books at em to burn then id probably jump onto the crazy old guy below us into his balcony and run like hell

Jumping on crazy old men will not save you from war.

I'd get a plane ticket to hawaii.
**** you guys.

Die in a hole.

Oh I will, and i'll enjoy it.

i would go inside my garage grab the chainsaw and my hockey mask cover it with tamato sauce and scare them off

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i would go inside my garage grab the chainsaw and my hockey mask cover it with tamato sauce and scare them off

What would you REALLY do.

Quote from land161

What would you REALLY do.

Look who's talking, dumb****.


What would I do when I was attacked?

Nothing, my pussy country would surrender as soon as it'd be attacked and I wouldn't be adble to do anything.