My friend has a crush on his math professor

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Mar 2, 2009 2:47 AM #366730
i wanna pic of her.

i've always wanted a hot chick whos good at math.

o, wait. thats my gf.
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Mar 2, 2009 2:56 AM #366734
Hey, she's not my profess. He goes to a different school. We just stay in touch b/c we've been friends for about 8 years now.
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Mar 2, 2009 2:56 AM #366735
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i wanna pic of her.

i've always wanted a hot chick whos good at math.

o, wait. thats my gf.


Jesus christ zymn, just stop posting already.
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Mar 2, 2009 3:03 AM #366739
i'm jkoin.
sheesh.

but i am serious about a hot chick whos good at math.
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Mar 2, 2009 3:05 AM #366741
By 'your friend' you probably mean yourself.


give up
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Mar 2, 2009 5:14 AM #366814
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i wanna pic of her.

i've always wanted a hot chick whos good at math.

o, wait. thats my gf.


Possible future gf who is chubby.
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Mar 2, 2009 5:16 AM #366817
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Possible future gf who is chubby.


More cushion for the pushin'.

Or whatever floats your boats, you know, what rocks your cock, whatever pimps your bitch.
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Mar 2, 2009 5:18 AM #366819
shes not even fat. yeesh.

and i said i was ****in jokin. shes not even my gf yet. and i wasn't even talkin about her. i kinda sayin that the teacher was my gf. >__>
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Mar 2, 2009 5:19 AM #366822
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More cushion for the pushin'.

Or whatever floats your boats, you know, what rocks your cock, whatever pimps your bitch.


Tickles your fancy?
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Mar 2, 2009 5:57 AM #366851
i probably won't even **** her...

she wants to "wait until shes married"...
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Mar 2, 2009 6:05 AM #366853
1.Get a massive hard-on, this one must be great.
2.Walk up to her, slam your book on her desk.
3.Say you need help with a problem, and jam it into her face!
Yeah! WOOOOOOOOOOT!
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Mar 2, 2009 6:43 AM #366857
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o, wait. thats my gf.


and by gf you mean that girl you talk to online that already has a boyfriend.
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tell him to go on newgrounds and look up "Meet and F*ck My Favorite"

that'll tell him what to do.


that flash has a lot of engrish
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Mar 2, 2009 6:45 AM #366858
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By 'your friend' you probably mean yourself.


give up


This .
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Mar 2, 2009 6:50 AM #366862
JAM IT IN
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Mar 2, 2009 7:00 AM #366867
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i probably won't even **** her...

she wants to "wait until shes married"...


Then why date her?