Post pointless non-sexual things that you think nobody else does that serve no purpose whatsoever.

E.G

"I sit down in the shower"

As for my one,
If I think of something painful like a getting a papercut in my eye
Sometimes I'll put my hand over my eye and say 'Ow, My eye.' out loud.

I sit down in the shower.

I lie down in the shower.. (and hope it overflows so i drown)

I fantasize about gutting people in their sleep and braiding their intestines. I also would like to know how human flesh and brains taste.

On a less serious note: I like to sit a while after I take a dump.

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I fantasize about gutting people in their sleep and braiding their intestines. I also would like to know how human flesh and brains taste.

On a less serious note: I like to sit a while after I take a dump.

...doesn't everyone?

I take showers where the water is over 100 degrees during the summer

Your mother.

Other than that, I sometimes eat cereal from a glass.

Quote from Axl45

I take showers where the water is over 100 degrees during the summer

Well obviously.

Quote from extremekd

I lie down in the shower.. (and hope it overflows so i drown)

I hope you drown too.

I constantly drum on somthing, like a table.

Quote from Omega

Well obviously.

Lol no I mean there is actually steam in the air even after the air is already like 80 to 90 degrees

I whisper everything I think. Otherwise I have trouble thinking.
I pee to one side of the toilet bowl, instead of straight in the middle.
I sit down in the sho-
I shout at my computer for being so slow. I'd yell things like "HURRY UP YOU ****ING PIECE OF ****".
Every now and again, I start tapping the intro to "Hot for Teacher" everytime I see a table, if I'm in the mood. And if it's not that, it's either "BYOB" or "Sounds of Life".
Sometimes I tap my fingers in organised patterns, as if I was playing Guitar Hero on the DS.

Quote from Lemon

Your mother.

Quote from DNA

pointless non-sexual things

It would appear we have quite the downie.

Quote from Raffeh

I whisper everything I think. Otherwise I have trouble thinking.
I pee to one side of the toilet bowl, instead of straight in the middle.
I sit down in the sho-
I shout at my computer for being so slow. I'd yell things like "HURRY UP YOU ****ING PIECE OF ****".
Every now and again, I start tapping the intro to "Hot for Teacher" everytime I see a table, if I'm in the mood. And if it's not that, it's either "BYOB" or "Sounds of Life".

Lol I sometimes yell obsinities at stuff and you got to love "Hot for Teacher"

Quote from Axl45

Lol I sometimes yell obsinities at stuff and you got to love "Hot for Teacher"

HfT is by far one of the best songs ever made in human existence.

Quote from Deathbat.

I hope you drown too.

I constantly drum on somthing, like a table.

Only source of non-censored music in the UK.