Where the hell are you going to get francium?

Laxatives in the staff coffee machine is so much easier.

5 words

How the **** are you going to get Francium

Oh wait, ****.

EDIT:Ninja-Zed

Can ninjas fall in love?

No - they glide in, two swords drawn, and silently chop it to pieces.

Cyanide in the presidents coffee.

But it's a joke, right?

Cereal Man's just being a butthurt bitch because he still thinks the Obama's taking pilot's guns away because of a biased article he read.

3 words:

fluorosulfuric-acid and tea

4 words:

Deoxyribonucleic acid manipulation serum

And mine are longer than yours :P

Don't manipulate me!

21H + 31H à 42He + 10n + energy.

onto someones house..

Hit him in the head with a big stick to inflame the lateral ventricles and induce hallucinogenic paranoid schitzophrenia.

Buffet a swain in thy pudenda to induce testicular torsion.

Cyanide in every black person's coffee.

But it's a joke, right?

Stop that .

Upset fingertip thrust to the left lower abdomen to burst the join of the spleen to the lower intestine causing septicemia.

Quote from DNA

Stop that .

Aww. Nothing lethal? you're spoiling our fun.

deluge Botulinum toxin into thy beverage to induce Dysphagia

EDIT: and this: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=214 onto your mum..