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I didn't read anything after the OP, has this thread descended into bullshit yet?

Oh yes

It was kinda inevitable really.


I once took on six ogres at the same time. The were fifty-three feet high and had clubs the size of my penis!

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ololololol
Criminal charges?

Yep. It's two days ISS for dress code violation, and if you get caught with a phone then they won't give it back for a month. We also need a pass if we want to go ANYWHERE.

Quote from Zed

Oh yes

It was kinda inevitable really.


I once took on six ogres at the same time. The were fifty-three feet high and had clubs the size of my penis!

Zed, ogres MUST have clubs.

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I enjoy fights If they directly challenge me... then it's their fault..

I did karate for 4 years.. I agree its like an exersize, but it also teaches you the basics of fighting, stances, powerful punches, grabs, kicks... and in my last year... how to inflict as much damage as possible..

wing tsun is still the best though...

No it isn't. Krav Maga is the best.

Karate is stupid and teaches you nothing except to looking like a retard bowing at everything.

Krav Maga owns you. And then you, start a lawsuit against Krav Maga. Aikido looks epic :D

Wing tsun and ninjitsu..

say no more..

Ninjutsu: Naruto, fag, believe it!
Wing tsun: WHAT!?

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Krav Maga owns you. And then you, start a lawsuit against Krav Maga. Aikido looks epic :D

All of the Aikido videos are all fakes, if I heard right.

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Wing tsun and ninjitsu..

say no more..

Because you sound like a ****ing idiot. Why are you not banned yet.

Krav Maga is okay, but teaches very little that isn't inherently obvious. I've recently started learning Thai Boxing and Brazilian Ju-jitsu, which compliments my kick boxing and Judo backgrounds, and I find them both to be very dangerous. BJJ especially, not even 4 years of Judo prepared me some the crazy ass shit you learn there, see: Spider Hold.

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All of the Aikido videos are all fakes, if I heard right.



Because you sound like a ****ing idiot. Why are you not banned yet.

Yes, these are fake. Aikido IS real. Although those videos look epic.

I'm not banned because I don't break the rules, and I am only expressing my opinion, so calm down...

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All of the Aikido videos are all fakes, if I heard right.

Funny that seeing as they are DEMONSTRATION videos. Or are you seriously that mentally retarded that you thought they went out looking for fights just so that they can show the moves.

Anyway, just because they are demonstration videos doesn't take away from the actual martial art. It is useful, for a defensive thing.

Because you sound like a ****ing idiot. Why are you not banned yet.

Coming from you?

Those videos are fake. The martial art is not for defense although it is best used in defense. The best defense is an offense.

Wing Tsun..so ****ing deadly. My grandma's brother (I don't know what else to call him) knows Wing Tsun because it was part of some military regime back in the day in China. I'm fascinated by Wing Tsun so I had him teach me a few things about it. I call it Wing Chun though lol

The most recent fight I've encountered was some pretty known gang starting shit with my friends and I after a snowball fight. Needless to say, they had more people and even had to call back up because of one measely comment. I didn't get any punches in nor did I get punched, because I tend to stay away from stuff like this. One of my friends was getting his head beat by 5 guys ahaha...was hilarious when we talked about the incident afterwards.

Exactly, everyone agrees wing tsun is the best...

Lol, you were laughing whilst he was getting his head beat in?