I had a fight today...

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Apr 3, 2009 4:19 AM #387319
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No it isn't. Krav Maga is the best.

Karate is stupid and teaches you nothing except to looking like a retard bowing at everything.


LOL

but who cares about any type of martial art right? collecting knives and spending 3/4 of my time on stickpage is way more fun
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Apr 3, 2009 5:19 AM #387330
I got in a fight with a kid that was bigger than me, so to beat him up with a chair.

Call me a pussy for using a weapon, but at least I'm not the one with a fractured eye socket.

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Oh, by the way, I got beaten up by 4 of his friends the day after. D:
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Apr 3, 2009 5:28 AM #387336
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lmao...


Thank god for someone that has a clue. If you've ever watched Mixed Mixed Martial Arts, it's pretty common knowledge that the most effective bases for fighting are: wrestling, Muay Thai, [SIZE="7"]Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu, and Judo[/SIZE]/Sambo.


I practice Judo, and even I will say that BJJ and Judo are almost identical, with BJJ focusing more on ground fights. Should have just included it there with the Judo/Sambo thing.

And MMA does not equal actual fights, homeboy. I like watching MMA, and I do believe Judo is effective (can't say I've practiced much else aside Jeet Kune Do[Which is essentially equivalent to saying "my own style mixed with Bruce Lee Knowledge"] to say they're effective as well), however MMA is not reality. Muay Thai is good, but it's not the only/most effective base out there.

I'm not saying you're an idiot, but you're clouded by television.
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Apr 3, 2009 6:39 AM #387354
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lmao...


Thank god for someone that has a clue. If you've ever watched Mixed Mixed Martial Arts, it's pretty common knowledge that the most effective bases for fighting are: wrestling, Muay Thai, Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu, and Judo/Sambo.


What about fighters like George St. Pierre and Lyoto Machida.

GSP did kyokushin karate, and Machida's dad is a 10th dan Black belt in shotokan. One of the reasons they do so well in the UFC is because of their awkward striking skills. Most people find it hard to train for.

But I do agree with you though. Those fighting styles are a MUST for MMA. Even the guys I mention train in most of them, as they are both BJJ black belts, and GSP's wrestling is probably one of, if not the best is the welterweight divsion.

All I'm saying though is, there is no 'absoloute BEST martial art' Each one has it's disadvantages and advantages. And at the end of the day, it's not about the martial art, it's about the martial artist.

I practice Judo, and even I will say that BJJ and Judo are almost identical, with BJJ focusing more on ground fights. Should have just included it there with the Judo/Sambo thing.

And MMA does not equal actual fights, homeboy. I like watching MMA, and I do believe Judo is effective (can't say I've practiced much else aside Jeet Kune Do[Which is essentially equivalent to saying "my own style mixed with Bruce Lee Knowledge"] to say they're effective as well), however MMA is not reality. Muay Thai is good, but it's not the only/most effective base out there.

the reason WHY Judo and BJJ are so simerlar is becuase BJJ is just a branch of Judo. And Judo is a branch of Japanese JJ.

You're right about 'MMA does not equal real fight'. though it's the closest we can get to, without it being illegal. and besides, MMA is just a sport, NOT a self defence program/
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Apr 3, 2009 8:14 AM #387373
i'm in year 6 and theres this retard in year 7 and he goes up to you and says the most retarded things, anyway one of my friends who used to live where i do put a vid on youtube of them prank calling people and i showed him so then he went and contacted the cops coz his mum was on there

BTW, he has the most high pitched voice in the universe and everyone in our class pays him out

and yeah i smash the crap out of the cunt
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Apr 3, 2009 8:31 AM #387375
So mathematically speaking, that makes you eleven or twelve years old, which means it's illegal for you to be on this forum, right?
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Apr 3, 2009 8:48 AM #387380
i dunno... does it? O.o
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Apr 3, 2009 10:05 AM #387389
yeah it does.
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Apr 3, 2009 10:31 AM #387399
So Scarecrow is suggesting I should ban him just because he's not 13?
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Apr 3, 2009 10:32 AM #387400
Yes he is.
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Apr 3, 2009 10:39 AM #387403
Yeah, pretty much


Does this mean I am cruel?
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Apr 3, 2009 10:42 AM #387404
The rules don't say anything about minors not being allowed here. It's a warning before one signs up in case parents would like to sue.

You being cruel or not is really irrelevant, as I don't take ban requests.
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Apr 3, 2009 10:55 AM #387407
well would you like me to wait another two years then


coz i'm not gonna
well actually i just don't want to
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Apr 3, 2009 11:14 AM #387414
Not being racist but, Chinese people are gangster wannabes. The worst class has this guy nick named "Jig-zaw" and hes in the blacklist. So once, I was refilling water and suddenly he pushed me and my water spilled and I said "Wtf is your problem"

Then he was like "CHING CHING CIONG FAN TAN CHING CHING" or something. So I just took my bottle and refilled again. Then, his "Gang" came and one of them tackled me. Luckily, my friends were there. So, like, I stood up

Pushed jig zaw away and splashed my water at his gang and ran as fast as hell.

We still go there but, now, the prefect gaurds that area.
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Apr 3, 2009 11:35 AM #387418
Jigzaw is a ****ing terrible name.

Tell him I hate him.