Oh my god, natural selection at it's finest.

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Oh my god, natural selection at it's finest.

QFT .

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It was a damn accident, it was that kind of paint that easily mixes with water. It was just water with a red colour and it was standing right next to me. How could I know it's paint!?

Don't drink shit you haven't made yourself. Seriously, what if it was hydrochloric acid or some shit like that, you fool?

I've learned from this accident. Never going to do that anymore.

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I've learned from this accident. Never going to do that anymore.

So you're not going to drink at all now before examinating the liquid with microscopes and shit just to find out that it's normal water now, eh?

No, I'm not going to drink stuff that I didn't prepare myself.

I guess going to a bar will no longer be an option for you, since they mostly prepare drinks for you.

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I guess going to a bar will no longer be an option for you, since they mostly prepare drinks for you.

Congratulations Zyles, you just ruined your life.

I only know one person that will eat/drink stuff they find laying around, and he's 70+ with alzheimer's :/

Okay. This is how it happened.


I was at my grandma's place. She's an artist, and she prepared everything. And next to every table, is a glass of water. My cousin has lemonade so I think. I have that too. It was ink (My bad, I said paint. Found out it was ink) Mixed with a ****load of water.

niggers

lolololololololol

Right?

Guys?

yesterday some black lady in a suit with those lady fro's told me that the pool was closed, it was almost perfect.

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yesterday some black lady in a suit with those lady fro's told me that the pool was closed, it was almost perfect.

Don't you dare call me a black lady >:l

sorry :(

but damn if you don't look it tehe

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sorry :(

but damn if you don't look it tehe

It's a skin condition, I get very emotional over it sometimes, excuse me, I must now go slit my wrists.