Onision Thread

Started by: Strelok | Replies: 83 | Views: 2,637

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Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM #391669
Oh shit there's a Sonic opening up nearby. What a perfect excuse to have my first sonic burger!
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Apr 9, 2009 5:46 PM #392358
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Oh shit there's a Sonic opening up nearby. What a perfect excuse to have my first sonic burger!


America has Hedgehog Burgers?
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Apr 9, 2009 6:36 PM #392386
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Oh shit there's a Sonic opening up nearby. What a perfect excuse to have my first sonic burger!


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You've never had sonic food before?



Dude, I live in Oklahoma. Sonic ****ing STARTED here. I've been eating Sonic my whole life.
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Apr 9, 2009 7:12 PM #392415
Holy ****ing shit.

Look at onision's ****ing youtube page.

He uploaded 8 ****ing videos in 1 day!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Onision

You know who this ****ing prick reminds me of? The guy from menarebetterthanwomen.com. His arguments are mostly ignorant and he never really gives meat eaters any benefit of the doubt. He twists reality in his mind so he thinks he has a point when really he's a garbage piece of shit prick!

I don't give a **** if he's a troll. He pisses me the **** off how ignorant and chauvinistic he is. He is by far my least favorite person ever to breathe oxygen.

I want to respond but arguing with him is like talking to a ****ing stop sign. No matter what the **** you say nothing will change!

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y0VzEkspN4

Holy shit now someone can remove him from youtube!
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Apr 9, 2009 7:14 PM #392418
No Sonic's up here in New England. Bastard >:|

I feel like doing what Strelok did.
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Apr 9, 2009 7:44 PM #392432
Jesus ****ign christ.

Someone do the math. Each video about 300 people A LEAST spend $1 AT LEAST. What is the LEAST amount of money given to the meat industry from these 8 videos?
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Apr 9, 2009 7:52 PM #392437
$2500 .
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Apr 9, 2009 8:03 PM #392440
And that's AT LEAST.

I myself would buy loads of burgers. And out of 61,000 subscribers I'm sure more than at least 300 bought some burgers.
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Apr 9, 2009 8:12 PM #392444
"Hey kid, why are you buying another burger? You were in here like an hour ago"

"I'm doing my part to win a fight on the internet"

*tosses burger*
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Apr 9, 2009 8:15 PM #392448
Man this blows because i love onisions comedy videos


yet this shit makes me want to unsubscribe, spouting moral absolutism ad nauseam


its weird because i have amazingatheist sitting right next to onision in my subscribes : /
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Apr 9, 2009 8:33 PM #392464
I was watching a documentary on canablism. And apparently, human meat is pretty addictive.
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Apr 9, 2009 8:38 PM #392468
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Jesus ****ign christ.

Someone do the math. Each video about 300 people A LEAST spend $1 AT LEAST. What is the LEAST amount of money given to the meat industry from these 8 videos?


Someone else do some more interesting maths. How many videos does Onision have to upload before people start surpassing the lethal dose of iron in their diet?
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Apr 10, 2009 1:46 AM #392616
That is pretty ****ing interesting math.

This guy's in it for the attention now. He doesn't really care about vegetarianism. If he did he wouldn't have made such an effort to piss everyone off and put that much money knowingly and intentionally to a wendy's meat supplier probably to get a new and faster means of killing cows. Because of him, perhaps more cows will die each minute.

This guy's a dumbass. TheAmazingAtheist played all of his cards right and effectively yet he's still waving his argument stick at a non existent pinata.
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Apr 10, 2009 2:29 AM #392643
I ****ing hate how he does that beginning with his head to the side and slowly turn his head to the camera in EVERY ****ING SHOT he does. It's not creative, it's cliche and ****ing stupid.
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Apr 10, 2009 2:36 AM #392645
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He doesn't really care about vegetarianism. If he did he wouldn't have made such an effort to piss everyone off and put that much money knowingly and intentionally to a wendy's meat supplier probably to get a new and faster means of killing cows. Because of him, perhaps more cows will die each minute.


This whole thing is such a joke. It's one big parallel to the Dark Knight. Observe.

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He doesn't really care about [Gotham]. If he did he would [take off his mask and stop allowing the joker to kill someone every day]. Because of him, perhaps more [innocent lives] will die each [day].