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There's this girl that I am severely in love with, right? I just have to get around her cough syrup drinking, pill popping, ****ing idiot of a boyfriend. We hang out a lot, blah blah etc. We hung out some yesterday, and I asked what she was doing that night. She and her friend were just hanging out, probably drinking, etc. So I was like "Oh, okay. Maybe we could hang out over Spring break a lot or something". She was cool with it.

So, that night, I texted her right? I normally wouldn't freak out, but she always texts me back, and it had been hours. I tried calling her, nothing. I fall asleep around 4, after watching some movie about five guys in a warehouse. Forgot the name. Twas cool.

I wake up around 5:30 A.M. to a phone call. It's her. She's crying. She say's she has no idea what the hell happened. Apparently, she and her friend got too drunk, in public. These guys they know met them, some of her boyfriend's friends. They drove around.

..She says one of the guys, his nickname is Killer, I forgot his real name, took advantage of her. She couldn't remember a lot of it, but after we talked for about an hour she started remembering shit. Him getting on top of her, not getting off, blah blah.

She said her mom picked her up, while she was drunk, and took her home. Something must have happened cause she says her underwear were on backwards or something.

So I start raging, asking where the guy lives, his last name, etc. I had seen pictures of him, but that was it. She wouldn't tell me his last name or anything, since she didn't want trouble with her boy friend.

Anyway, she wanted me to come up there. So I did. Yeah, we live in the same neighborhood, so I just sneaked out. It was around 6 a.m.

I get there, we talk for like 30 minutes, then the lights come on. She says "It's my mom, I'm suppose to be in bed. Hide." I crouch behind a tree. Her mom comes out, yelling "Get your ass back in bed, your in deep shit blah blah blah arrrrr".

They go in, and I wait for the lights to go out. I take one step, and her huge ass doberman starts barking at me. I sprint to my house, alarming every ****ing dog in the neighbor hood.

I'm finding that guy, and I'm going to ****ing practically kill him.


I'll add more if anything happens.

Cool story bro.

Her underwear was on wrong.. so she was a date-rape victim?
Kill his ass yo

So let me get this straight. Girl got raped.

You take revenge.

Whatever floats your boat. You must be pissed off.

Quote from Krob

I just have to get around her cough syrup drinking, pill popping...

Since when are those negative qualities to you?

An eye for an eye.

Rape him.

Put his underwear back on backwards.



:D

I'd say call the police but based on that story they probably wouldn't do shit.

Good luck, torture her boyfriend to get the information you need.

Quote from Prospect

Since when are those negative qualities to you?

I was just thinking that.

And that sounds pretty serious. I'd be pissed too if I were you, Krob. Just don't do anything you're going to regret haha

and **** YOU BROSEPH ****ING PIECE OF SHIT

Tie him down to a chair and ask for his side of the story. When he makes it sound like he didn't do anything you drive a nail vertically down his collarbone through that little presure point. If he says it again you repeat on the other bone and follow it up with the kneecaps, elbows and finally his cock (not the balls, they come later).

If he still hasn't confessed you slowly and methodically cut holes in his cheeks so that if he gets out alive he can't eat anything. It won't hurt as much as the other stuff but it will provide entertainment for years to come.

Then come the testicles in a vice part. If you can't get a proper vice any old G-clamp will do the job. I don't need to spell it out to you but once you've got white fluid all over the place it's time to move on to the other one.

Finally (and skip to this step if he confesses at any point, otherwise your just sadistic) you beat him untill your hand is a bloody pulp. To get maximum utility you want to use the front two knuckles rather than the back three because they're backed up by the rest of the bones in the arm and are stronger anyway. Another effective method is the backfist, swung as hard as possible from just above the opposite shoulder.

Have fun ;')

Quote from Zed

Tie him down to a chair and ask for his side of the story. When he makes it sound like he didn't do anything you drive a nail vertically down his collarbone through that little presure point. If he says it again you repeat on the other bone and follow it up with the kneecaps, elbows and finally his cock (not the balls, they come later).

If he still hasn't confessed you slowly and methodically cut holes in his cheeks so that if he gets out alive he can't eat anything. It won't hurt as much as the other stuff but it will provide entertainment for years to come.

Then come the testicles in a vice part. If you can't get a proper vice any old G-clamp will do the job. I don't need to spell it out to you but once you've got white fluid all over the place it's time to move on to the other one.

Finally (and skip to this step if he confesses at any point, otherwise your just sadistic) you beat him untill your hand is a bloody pulp. To get maximum utility you want to use the front two knuckles rather than the back three because they're backed up by the rest of the bones in the arm and are stronger anyway. Another effective method is the backfist, swung as hard as possible from just above the opposite shoulder.

Have fun ;')

^A serial killer in training^

Quote from Prospect

Since when are those negative qualities to you?

Yeah man, I really love killing my immune system. Feels good.


Also, I hear this guy hangs out a lot on Saturdays at some local skate park. I'm going in 30 minutes.

Bring fire .

I'm just bringing 2 of my friends in case I need some back up. One of them served in the Army, so if he gets any action, it should be cool. The other is a rampaging Mexican.


Edit: Time to go. I'll come back hopefully with a cool battle story. Wish me luck.

Good luck bro .