shanto made me lol XD

Quote from Shanto

I'm cool

Your drool.

Word, yo.

My drool is what?
:Ohhhhh: :Ohhhhh: :Ohhhhh: :Ohhhhh: :Ohhhhh:

Genetically enhanced chimpanzees swinging from circuit wires..
Ectoplasm leaked from containers, spewing chemical fires..
Clones, robotic warfare, secrets leaked out to the public..
Nuclear bombs, poisonous gas. A baby born into the rebels? They'll club it..
Shells liter the passages and alleyways, carcasses rest in mounds..
Lasers, and machines that give off waves of brain-corrupting sounds..
Economic surplus is a must, deny the poor supplies and shelter..
Provide them basic needs, and grant large sums to the upper class welter..
Forced to form a revolution, an army of righteous pioneers..
Echoes of battle cries and warfare can be heard across the earth’s sphere..
Three years pass, annihilation and carnage leaves streets flooded in death..
A final word of silence, a child hears the words “not yet..” whispered under a monk’s breath..
A single dove is seen flying, across the rubble and corrupted buildings..
The monk impales his own heart with the blade he was wielding..
A thousand more imitate him, and the world is soaked in the blood of purity..
It seems that a million innocent deaths can set a surety..
Soldiers drop their guns, a leader stops counting money and cries..
True silence is golden, as the tears that fell from the god’s eyes..
Emotional and revolutionary breakthroughs are not denied..
The world thrives with solitude, Mother Nature is once again a trusted shrine..
Mistakes are accepted, peace is restored, even if the consequences were originally drier..
And, man discovers fire..

Quote from 2-D

what did i ever do to you, ****ing jew.

Yo dawg, sorry 'bout that.
But what I was saying it's just old hat
This is the rap battle thread
your supposed to show your cred
I'm supposed to be a dick
here we're all cock sucking pricks
insult the member above you
that all I meant to do
just like the thread told me foo'
don't take it personally
faggy dude from cali
I think you're pretty cool,
but in this thread you're just a tool
Again, don't mind me
because all here you see
is just me following the thread,
besides man, I'm sure your dog don't give you head

why must rap always be about dissin'?
why can't we all have a nice time, you know, how about we go fishin?

Quote from 2-D

why must rap always be about dissin'?
why can't we all have a nice time, you know, how about we go fishin?

diz bitch askin fo a fistin

fishin, when that water glistnen. I can see that comin, we all gonna go, my friend.
Wit the children watchin teletubbies, why can someone just kill them with rubber duckies?
Knives are mean, so ive seen. Rubber duckies are fun, just dont be mad when yur done.
So now we know, rapping aint gotta be bad, someones just gotta step in, and not get mad.