why do men boxers?

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Apr 15, 2009 5:02 PM #396806
i always wondered that. that is just wierd
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Apr 15, 2009 5:03 PM #396807
We don't boxer, silly smartypants. We wear them.

Boxers are teh goodfittingness.
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Apr 15, 2009 6:17 PM #396867
Boxers are crap for one extremely good reason, you dick slap yourself in the leg, every-time you run.
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Apr 15, 2009 6:50 PM #396875
Tighty Whiteys < Boxers < Boxer Briefs

This is the all agreed upon truth and those who disagree are slanderers and liars.
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Apr 15, 2009 7:04 PM #396876
I disagree ! .
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Apr 15, 2009 7:14 PM #396885
To let 'em breath. Duh.
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Apr 15, 2009 7:19 PM #396888
The tighter the nuts. Smaller the product.
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Apr 15, 2009 7:47 PM #396904
Quote from KD
Boxers are crap for one extremely good reason, you dick slap yourself in the leg, every-time you run.


You Wear Y fronts?

Image

Top = Bad
Bottom = Good.
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Apr 15, 2009 7:50 PM #396905
If you think about it, boxers just have an 2 extra triangles added. Try to picture a tightie whitie fit into the boxer at the bottom and youll see what i mean. Still, boxers make you feel FREEEEEEEE....

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In my school, if you have tightey whitey's on in the changing rooms, everyone will laugh at you, it's seen as a public humiliation to be wearing them.
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Apr 15, 2009 7:52 PM #396907
Because only faggots wear them.
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Apr 15, 2009 7:52 PM #396908
Because they don't pinch me in the nuts, that's fucking why.
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Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM #396915
And real men need space for their nuts.
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Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM #396924
I wear boxers, with an a pant inlayer. This is because I don't enjoy the feeling of a dick-slap every-time I run, and If my testosterone levels rise slightly when I see a fit sixth form girl, it's less noticeable..
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Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM #396927
Why in the hell would you want girls not to know you have a dick?
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Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM #396929
That's it!
From today onwards I will not use boxers.
It will be only pants and my dick, colliding with eachother.


Who is more badass than me?