I think that the rules are self-explanatory, you cannot kill off the main character, and you cannot be all like, HEY MOTHER****ER **** YOUR SHIT THE CHARACTER IS DEAD AND THATS ****ING FINAL to anybody, this is SPP's tale and if they decide to revive that ****er who's been nuked five times in the face and cockslapped? Go with that shit.


Bob woke up in the dark packing room, surrounded by damp boxes.

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I think that the rules are self-explanatory, you cannot kill off the main character, and you cannot be all like, HEY MOTHER****ER **** YOUR SHIT THE CHARACTER IS DEAD AND THATS ****ING FINAL to anybody, this is SPP's tale and if they decide to revive that ****er who's been nuked five times in the face and cockslapped? Go with that shit.


Bob woke up in the dark packing room, surrounded by damp boxes.

He stands up, breathing heavily, and walks over to one of the damp boxes.

Bob decides not to go towards the boxes, so he turns around and leaves his house in hopes that if he can find a cure for a flesh eating disease, the bad people from mars will stop raping their children because the people from mars are extremely lonely and a race full of guys, so they have to plant their seed in little women.

Run on sentences allowed?

What the **** is this shit I dont even

You said a sentence, and I only used one period. FACT.
forgot the word disease in flesh eating. . .

No Bob you are the aliens

and then he signals aliens that are light-years away

And then Bob was a zombie.

and then he realized that Chosen was a faggot and cockslapped him to death brutally, and proceeded to eat his bones.

Bob then gets cured of his zombodium and decides to learn the study of wumbology.

And then a Farmer came out.

And then pandemedic was a zombie too.





EDIT: DAMN YOU, NINJAS!!!

and then the paramedic ate bob... and the ninjas

And then Zyles came and raped Paramedic.

What the **** is this? This isn't even a story, this isn't even ****ing Myspace worthy.

Pick up your act SPP, make me laugh.