Quote from zawmbee

Does that inclue the waist? Can you touch your toes?

Quote from Myself

I cannot.

I can touch one foot at a time, but not both. :(

Quote from MiniMan

The OP sounds strangely familiar...where have I heard such a story before?

Quote from Dark

seeing as his story is somewhat similar to krob's, no

Quote from Zed

Tie him down to a chair and ask for his side of the story. When he makes it sound like he didn't do anything you drive a nail vertically down his collarbone through that little presure point. If he says it again you repeat on the other bone and follow it up with the kneecaps, elbows and finally his cock (not the balls, they come later).

If he still hasn't confessed you slowly and methodically cut holes in his cheeks so that if he gets out alive he can't eat anything. It won't hurt as much as the other stuff but it will provide entertainment for years to come.

Then come the testicles in a vice part. If you can't get a proper vice any old G-clamp will do the job. I don't need to spell it out to you but once you've got white fluid all over the place it's time to move on to the other one.

Finally (and skip to this step if he confesses at any point, otherwise your just sadistic) you beat him untill your hand is a bloody pulp. To get maximum utility you want to use the front two knuckles rather than the back three because they're backed up by the rest of the bones in the arm and are stronger anyway. Another effective method is the backfist, swung as hard as possible from just above the opposite shoulder.

Have fun ;')