and sorry for all other people wasting your lives reading my posts lol

and im not a faggot!im racist against gays!!!!!

1: Don't double post.
2: WOWZERS YOU IS DA COOWEST FOR HATING TEH GAYZZZ!!!11!!!1!1!
3: Making a post saying your wasting peoples time with your posts,... is wasting peoples time.

The most daring thing I did?
I laid on the floor and took a nap, stupid bitch didn't even do anything. She just gave up on me. lol



Oh, and I masturbated in class. Don't judge, I was 7,... which,... er, doesn't really justify it. So if you want to call me out on that, go right ahead. I'm not to be bothered by something that happened 7 years ago.

Okay, now I am regreting admitting that. Oh, the shame! I can't look at myself in the eyes anymore,... not that I ever could though.
Now, let's hear somebody who actually has something interesting to say.

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Oh, and I masturbated in class.

Please elaborate.

I'd rather not.

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weeeell...im not puttin all of them...so heres some....in 3rd grade i threw a metal chair at my computer teacher and yelled screw math....

Why would you yell about mathematics to an IT teacher? And why throw a chair at the teacher? He's there to help you and to make sure you have a decent life, and you just assault him for it. That's really quite ignorant, self-centred and ungrateful.

ive thrown bricks threw the school windows....

It's "through" in this case actually. Now then, why? You are costing money which could otherwise be spent improving the quality of your education. You also created a safety hazard on a number of levels including heavy unguided missiles, sharp randomised shards, and dangerous surfaces to walk on.

put a stink bomb i stole in my teachers desk after school..almost got cuaght but still....

So you disrupted an entire class's education the next morning and lost a small business some valuable revenue.

ive kicked two kids asses at the same tym in the cafiteria....

I won't go into the spelling errors, but I hope that was self-defence, young man. Otherwise it's common assault and mindless violence which is pointless and could cause some serious injuries.

ive ruined the school spelling bee by joining and spelling every cus word i coud think of in 3o seconds....

I don't actually know what that is but I suspect it's something which didn't require your ruining. Also, how many seconds does o represent?

im not puttin too much so heres some of the stupid and daring things ive done...oh i did all this because to prove one thing...that no one has anypower over me so i dont respect them ...but i respect this site so thats why i still have this account..thats all...

Well, at least you admit that they're stupid. Why would you want to prove that you're a disrespectful little shit? A little respect is not a bad thing. Where would your country be if everyone was like you? You'd be a nation of idiotic criminals who were incapable of acomplishing anything with no justice or motivation. It would eliminate the rationale for enterprise because as soon as anyone had anything it would be stolen or destroyed. The same resources would continue around the circular flow until they were worn out or vandalised and then there would be nothing left and everyone in your country would die of starvation and disease.

Fortunately for you, some people do have power over you. The police for instance. If you refuse to stop your advance towards anarchy and the destruction of yourself and those around you then you get arrested or shot. It's not a bad system.

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not really....i dont do what i dont want to do with one hell of a strong will ...i didnt expect to hear someone say something about that so fast anyway lol

It's an active forum. People reply quite quickly. Not sure why you're lolling though. Are you one of those people that sits there giggling to himself constantly? Also, strong will does not stop people having power over you - it stops you being manipulated. You eveidently don't have a strong will because you seem to have been manipulated into thinking that mindless destruction of property is cool and respectable.

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and sorry for all other people wasting your lives reading my posts lol

I'm quite happy to waste my time replying to your posts. Reading them alone isn't exactly a big deal.

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and im not a faggot!im racist against gays!!!!!

Homosexuals are not a race, they are people who were born with a different hormonal balance then you. Is that any reason to hate them? I wouldn't say I hate you for the colour of your hair; it's not your fault and there's nothing you could do to change it. What I can say is that I hate you for your homophobia and for the fact that you appear to think you're a cool little rebel when actually you're going to have no future and will probably end up dead in a gutter somewhere or in prison.

Lastly - there's a shift key on the left of your keyboard. If you hold it down when pressing a letter you get a capital, They're handy for starting sentances and proper nouns.

well done zed :)
i couldnt have done it any better myself

Zed, you spelled "stavation" wrong, it's "starvation".
Obviously if you spell check others then you don't mind it towards yourself.

Also, this thread is actually meant for "daring" school stories. Regardless of whether or not there was good reasoning and consideration of others behind it. Because I don't usually associate daring actions with good reasoning.

Okay, let's hear more stories and less replies to them, I am very bored.

Wow, you're such a rebel.

EDIT: Good job, Zed.

@Plague: Thank you for pointing out the error - it is amended. I think that one spelling mistake in that entire thing isn't bad actually. Anyway, I don't object to the relevance of the actions to the thread; merely to his attitude that it makes him cool and rebellious.

More daring stuff, hey? We had a chair in our classroom that was broken - the legs were seperate to the seat. We switched it with the teachers chair and she fell off. It was a silly thing to do - it could have caused serious injury - but that was years ago and I acknowledge the fact.

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Wow, you're such a rebel.

You're not talking about me are you? You're talking about that chaoe guy right? Kinda hard to tell since you didn't quote or @.

@Zed:
This may sound immature but I think that would have been funny as hell, as classical as it was.
I don't think finding humor in others humility is completely unacceptable. We are only human after all.

During maths, the teacher was there, with the beamer down. The boy says, can I go to this: ***.****.** site, it's funny. He goes there, and it was a porn site. During maths, with my teacher there.

@Vacuum, I didn't notice page 16, so I was talking to mister rebel.

Vacuum........?

EDIT: Ohhhh, it's the avatar. Yeah I kinda saw his avatar and thought "hey, that style is good, I'll make my own original version of it". Guess it didn't turn out too original.

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During maths, the teacher was there, with the beamer down. The boy says, can I go to this: ***.****.** site, it's funny. He goes there, and it was a porn site. During maths, with my teacher there.

I keep hearing these stories of students being able to get on to porn sites and that other crap.

Well **** you guys, my school has a firewall. A big, annoying, shitty ass firewall.

Our's had ****ing Net Nanny. You couldn't get on stickpage.