Your mother is so fat that she has hormone imbalance that causes her to grow excessive hair on her facial regions, meaning she has to shave twice a day just to remain clean shaven.
Yo mama so stupid she stared at orange juice for 4 hours cuz it said concentrate.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the worlds.
Yo mama so fat god is the size of her dick.
Yo mama so stupid she had you.
Purely Owned.