So it moves?that answers cosmo

Well sorry if it seems like spam but I accidentally posted the above given post,well,some guy said "Why can't we just talk to them by not placing the finger on the glass?"Now that guy is bullshitting,well placing finger on the planchette is the only way to contact with the supernatural.Btw I'd dare not use an Ouija board as it scares the **** outta me.I say so because I've heard stories about people using the Ouija board and disappearing or dying,just like that.there was a news article on sum website saying that 8 ppl just died without any cause in a house at 3:05AM,their body condition was perfect but their heartbeat and breath stopped,it was also written that they had no watches so maybe they forgot the track of time.plus sacred,you and your pals had a lucky escape that day,by 1 minute.There's one thing you'd dare not try,go into your bathroom,say 'Bloody Mary' 13times(the bathroom should be really dark).

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Well sorry if it seems like spam but I accidentally posted the above given post,well,some guy said "Why can't we just talk to them by not placing the finger on the glass?"Now that guy is bullshitting,well placing finger on the planchette is the only way to contact with the supernatural.Btw I'd dare not use an Ouija board as it scares the **** outta me.I say so because I've heard stories about people using the Ouija board and disappearing or dying,just like that.there was a news article on sum website saying that 8 ppl just died without any cause in a house at 3:05AM,their body condition was perfect but their heartbeat and breath stopped,it was also written that they had no watches so maybe they forgot the track of time.plus sacred,you and your pals had a lucky escape that day,by 1 minute.There's one thing you'd dare not try,go into your bathroom,say 'Bloody Mary' 13times(the bathroom should be really dark).

You are really, really stupid.
I tried coming up with some kind of clever way to insult you, but I'm just going to say it flat out.
You are really, REALLY stupid.

Pics or it didn't happen.

last night I used an Ouija board at 3am.



































nothing happened

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.There's one thing you'd dare not try,go into your bathroom,say 'Bloody Mary' 13times(the bathroom should be really dark).

I just did it.
Wait, whats that thing looking at me behind my computer's reflection?
OSH

if you think bloody mary is scary, don't even think about biggie smalls.

biggie smalls.. biggie smalls.. biggie small- BAPBAP MAOUFUKAH

Here's a review of how stupid this sounds.
Well you were using an ouija board or something, in which your friend was moving the glass peice by his own will for a few minutes, and then because of the "freakishly true" answers, your friend has apparently freaked the **** out of himself, so he leaves.
So you guys keep playing this thing till late in the night, asking questions to which you are all moving to the right spots, but whoa, you aren't doing it. Ghostly spirits from the reeking masses of hell are channelling your movements to move your arms to spell the answer to their hard work of scouring the town to find out that "OMFG DOES JENNY LIKE ME?!:D" question, and moving your arms to the right letters on the board.
So getting freaked out, you look at the clock and go "Oh hey, its 2:59"
But fortunately! You've looked at the clock JUST before it turns 3:00 AM, right after you ask it to make a physical movement. Oh and you apparently read on some site that the portal to hell opens up at 3:00AM (my toilet is a portal to hell btw) that teleports to every time zone at that time so it can open up and eat unsuspecting kids instead of the millions of people hell would recieve each day.
So thankfully you put away the ouija board in less than a minute and evade the event of a portal to hell opening up and the grim reaper himself tearing your soul apart.

Well done, devour, you just completely emptied this thread of any sort of sense.





*bakes cake*

O NO DONT USE OWIJA BOARDS THEY ARE DEMONS THAT WILL EAT UR SOUL LOLOLOLOLOLOLoL.

thank you Devour, for that thoughtful post. because it's completely possible that using a oija board after 3 AM will open a portal to hell, and satan will get you. it's a good story bro anyhow.

I used a ouija board this morning at 3am but nothing happened. There's no portal to he

RAFFI WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAc

Ok ok, to clear this up, yes, I read it from the internet, so it was probably just bullshit. We were just nervous at the moment.

Anyway, one of my friends went all out with the ouija board like a week before that, with like the candles and all that. And he asked it when the worst time to do it was, and it said 3, so I'm not sure but whatever.

And maybe we're just psychic and knew these things even though we never knew it before. Maybe ouija is bullshit, but it sure is fun.

LOL KEGMAN i lolled SO HARD, i want to try an oulja board, if you need 3 people, then whats with all this talk of doing it alone?!

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LOL KEGMAN i lolled SO HARD, i want to try an oulja board, if you need 3 people, then whats with all this talk of doing it alone?!

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