I don't care if you like rap. You can just joke around. I think thats what this thread will turn into anyway. 2 lines, as the example below.


Listen chicken heads, before I blow up the coop house.
I ignite the purest herb, to get my senses aroused.

My name is max,
I sent a fax,
asking Wtf is steam-hax?

Oh, ya, and a I play the sax,
but I cut it with my axe,
and now,
I just chillaxe.









WORD!

after i play with my cock,
i clean up with a sock.

Quote from Audix

after i play with my cock,
i clean up with a sock.

Dude, that was nastly,
But now, I am masterly.

I have control over the thread,
since my short rhymes fill your head.

Get that sick shit outta here,
Cause now you fear!!!

I did this once. The thread lasted pretty long and eventually died. So sad.

The common industry breaths voice of materialism in the veins
of the the youth makin' a world where a brand name is the one who reigns
A society of robots all built different but think the same
'Cause of the company's who hold they grow up with slowly washin' they brains

Then comes the politicians with petitions to remove these fads
No side-ways hats, not jewelry, not even pants that tend to sag
They plant a number on each of our domes and are assigned a set of show-none clothes
We now walk in single file real clothes, an army of conformity, and army of clones

Comon guys, lets all rhyme,
Maybe you guys don't got the time.

I'm signing out real soon,
cause I gotta do my Hwrk under the moon.

So for the night i bid you well,
and tommarrow i will return with a ringing bell.

GN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

wow, i suck at this

I’m straight drunky, staggering with senseless thoughts
A dreadnaught that extorts, was cut and bled chalk
I like it raw, fight for more with animal type of roars
Biting whores, smite with fours, plus ignite a war
My visions blurry, I’m locked up, imprisoned in cemeteries
All livid eventually, my wisdom’s forever buried
Head severed from my body, yet still is blinking oddly
Speak prophecies that be godly, listeners get big ears like noddy
I power up like mushrooms, fire flowers and stars
Double my size, set fires, invincibly power through bars

dried up thoughts in a thousand wastelands
dead men hunting for run-away farmhands
astronaut celebrities need a place to land
eyes all teared up from the bully kickin' sand

and I turn around and look at the events of each day and ask what it takes before I can call myself a man

omg, you guys are great...

Quote from sly elf

omg, you guys are great...

you forgot to specify how great I am compared to the rest of these posers

... .

Yo, my name is Justin
When I am in the bed,
I always be thrustin'.

:o

Oh my God
You're such a fraud,
For the woman you be thrustin' was your mom Maud.

I suck at this.