most of those don't even get played anymore. :/

EDIT: I just won 250k meat, ayayayay.

Yay nearly through the crypt :].

3 Muscle of leveling :D.

Have huge amounts of grog and food :D

Get to go to big mountain soon :D :D :D.

edit: post your recipes/discoveries.


*enchanted bean burrito
enchanted bean (0) + flat dough (0)

*bloody mary
bottle of vodka (1) + tomato (0)

*redrum
cranberries (0) + bottle of rum (0)

*whiskey and soda
bottle of whiskey (0) + soda water (3)

*wine spritzer
soda water (3) + boxed wine (0)

*basic meat helmet
meat stack (1) + helmet recipe (0)

*basic meat pants
meat stack (1) + pants kit (0)

*basic meat sword
meat stack (1) + sword hilt (1)

*dense meat sword
dense meat stack (1) + sturdy sword hilt (0)

barskin tent
bar skin (0) + wooden stakes (0)

cottage
bowl of cottage cheese (0) + anticheese (0)

badass belt
batskin belt (0) + dragonbone belt buckle (0)

sprocket assembly
spring (2) + sprocket (0)

cog and sprocket assembly
cog (1) + sprocket assembly (0)

full meat tank
meat stack (2) + empty meat tank (0)

meat engine
cog and sprocket assembly (0) + full meat tank (0)

dope wheels
sweet rims (0) + tires (0)

bitchin' meatcar
meat engine (0) + dope wheels (0)

seal-toothed rock
seal tooth (0) + big rock (0)

Bjorn's Hammer
seal-clubbing club (0) + seal-toothed rock (0)

Hammer of Smiting
Bjorn's Hammer (0) + distilled seal blood (0)

whiskey and soda
bottle of whiskey (0) + soda water (0)

wine spritzer
soda water (0) + boxed wine (0)

Yay, I found not much so far tbh.

meat golem
magicalness-in-a-can (0) + lifeless meat doll (0)

pretty bouquet
pretty flower (0) + pretty flower (0)

hovering sombrero
irate sombrero (1) + poultrygeist (0)

maple leaf
maple syrup (2) + leaf (0)

reassembled blackbird
broken wings (0) + sunken eyes (0)

beach glass necklace
hemp string (5) + beach glass bead (0)

eXtreme nose ring [paste]
stone of eXtreme power (2) + piercing post (3)

peace-sign necklace
hemp string (5) + clay peace-sign bead (0)

phat turquoise bracelet
hemp string (5) + phat turquoise bead (0)

spooky staff
spooky stick (0) + spooky shrunken head (0)

rusty metal key
rusty metal ring (0) + rusty metal shaft (0)

brainy skull
smart skull (1) + disembodied brain (0)

ND [paste]
lowercase N (1) + heavy D (2)

WA
ruby W (2) + metallic A (0)

lifeless meat doll
wooden figurine (0) + meat face (0)

meat face
fairy gravy boat (0) + dried face (0)

leaf
leaflet (0) + leaflet (0)

Harold's hammer
Harold's hammer head (0) + Harold's hammer handle (0)

headpiece of the Staff of Ed
ancient amulet (0) + Eye of Ed (0)

heavy metal sonata
chrome ore (0) + drab sonata (0)

heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
chrome ore (0) + acoustic guitarrr (0)

intragalactic rowboat
S.O.C.K. (0) + quantum egg (0)

Staff of Ed
Staff of Fats (0) + headpiece of the Staff of Ed (0)

Talisman o' Nam
snakehead charrrm (0) + snakehead charrrm (0)

evil golden arches
evil golden arch (0) + evil golden arch (0)

NG [paste]
lowercase N (1) + original G (1)

really really sticky spider web [paste]
really sticky spider web (0) + really sticky spider web (0)

really sticky spider web [paste]
spider web (12) + spider web (12)

wang
WA (0) + NG (1)


im just glad this discovery thing was implemented after my last ascension. or else i wouldve been copy pasting a loong time.

Dare i ask what the wang is?

it's this thing that you can use on a fellow player and whenever they type in chat, it fixes all their typos.

I wasn't actually expecting that, I was waiting for an innuendo or something.

I think it is an actual computing term, anyway level 8 now :D. Have one more thing in the crypt then I am done there, and now just need to mine for a bit longer.

boner dragon, caught me off guard when i first went to see it.

Donated 13k meat, our clan has 100k now.

Quote from Steyene

I think it is an actual computing term, anyway level 8 now :D. Have one more thing in the crypt then I am done there, and now just need to mine for a bit longer.

you know you can just buy everything you need in softcore.

Quote from Scorpioxxx

boner dragon, caught me off guard when i first went to see it.

'Tis a Bonerdagon. Just one 'R'. And it caught me off guard the first six times.

Quote from Zyles

Donated 13k meat, our clan has 100k now.

what? myself is a jerk then. cause i sent him 80 or so thousand to give to the clan, looks like he just spent it.
:|
dont expect anymore from me.



also.
anyone who actually wants something serious from their clan- eg, regular buffs bought personally by me, +9 adventures a day, muscle machine thingy, moxie machine thingy, and a claw game, join my clan.

A World of Allergy and Crettins.

If you dont like it then you can leave again.. its just mine is much more developed, and chances are that it would benefit you more.
/advertising.


Also if anyone wants any help, add me as a friend, cause ive already ascended and i know what to do.



edit: bought a meat bush now. so thats +400meat a day, and 8 adventures rather than 9

you've advertised your clan like 20 times already.