I pulled up to the forums around 7 or 8

Only here because I couldn't get a date

trying to find girls on the net

But all I find is...men and my friend's dad.

Come on guys, lets join the Fad.

This is the StickPage song!

maxz does it wrong

This rhyme is long

>:C

just like my schlong

Banana Hammocks and Thongs.


(It's going to be a bitch singing all of this. )

Start another rhyme

Hammer time?

What we have so far..

I run through the forums of stick page..
See a new user, OH SHIT RAGE
I ride an elk infected with mange..
Some people might say I'm a bit strange
Who just got a whole load of flange.
Word to the outer-planetary brothers, hump your mother..
Your sister and your brother...
So I then took a walk, and realized this
A man and a man start to kiss.
The two men were Dark Shadow and Hawk
I can crush titanium with my cawk..
By cock he means the farm-bound poultry
Oh yeah, *grunts* I'm too drunk to rhyme something with poultry..
As he may be in the middle of something considered "adultery".
But adultery is not always immoral, you know..
I take my snow board to Everest and flow..
Then Gavel runs over half of a hoe.
Which turned out to be an Eskimo.
My realms are chrome?
I live inside a dome.
With a garden gnome.
Right outside of Rome.
Oh god, please don’t say...PWN.
And Pepsi now felt all alone.
While some one was killed by a clone.
Someone picked up the phone.
And at Dark Shadow, everyone started to moan.
And then that girl whose never had sex started to groan
But her vagina had to be shown.
But then Ustartin walked in and was like "Oh hey there!"
And was savagely attacked by a bear.
Now that wasn't even fair.
Then he was dragged into a dragons lair.
Where he might be raped.
To get his beliefs shaped.
His mouth got taped.
And with smoke pouring from the dragon's nose.
The powerful one, your fate he chose.
And he stuck that dong up Shadow's ass.
He thought the act might seem a bit crass.
Then Shadow said, "Oh please, give me more!"
He was bummed right out the door.
And like the guy who ****ed a horse..
He died from being a whore.
His ass hit the ground, it was very sore.
There was a lonely man who'd lived his life..
He used to get drunk and beat his wife.
A priest came to the man one day, he said..
Listen here Ted, ur w1f3 r d34d.
And he was all like "no shit, dick head".
Then he realized something. Oh shoot!! My pencil needs lead!
Sharpen the pencil, peel the wood.
Not Quite yet, but I understood.
Back there Devour kept on interrupting the beat..
So I shoved my feet..
In his puddles of skeet.
So I sit here, feet covered in skeet.
And I think to myself that life is sweet.
A lack of a chorus makes this song quite obsolete.
"OOooooOOoo" sings the chorus. the song is complete.
Which turns my face a shade of purple..
And we need to rhyme this, so the end is nurple..
I'm busting shells like road killed turtles.
And down the mountain my body hurtles.
Till I hit the rock hard bottom
God, I really don't like autumn.
So, I saw a random dude, and I shot 'im.
It gave me a tingling feeling all in my bottom.
So I fell asleep and had a dream.
A wonderful dream where I joined some kind of team.
Which made me wonder, what does it mean?
And why is my team's color green?
The fat guy on my team is definitely not lean.
I made that bitch's bald eagle scream..
With George Foreman's lean mean grilling machine.
And the hats of my team are really neat..
And then I came to the thread and said, YO DIS SHIT IS LONG..
This is... the Stickpage song.
Wrong!
Then I got in one little fight and my mom got scared..
Many blows we shared, our senses impaired..
Sometimes we dared..
To break the rhyme!
From time to time.
...and said 'You're moving in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air'!
As I climbed the stair.
I pulled up to the forums around 7 or 8..
Only here because I couldn't get a date..
Trying to find girls on the net..
But all I find is...men and my friend's dad.
Come on guys, lets join the Fad.
This is the StickPage song!
Maxz does it wrong
This rhyme is long.
Just like my schlong..
Banana Hammocks and Thongs..
Start another rhyme..
Hammer Time?

I hope I can find a site that allows uploads of realllly longg songs.

So I grabbed a hammer

smacked my bitch with a real slammer

I'm high as the praise for public-glamor..