Alright this is what's gone down in the last 3 weeks.

At our school, we have these 5 day camping trips that we go on once a year. On the way back from this year's camping trip (which was 3 weeks ago), a girl I'll call Slingblade and two guys, one of them being my good friend, decided on the retarded idea of getting handjobs on the bus.
Apparently, somehow, the school found out and took Slingblade in for questioning. Faced with the punishment of suspension, Slingblade, instead of taking one for the team, or even at least telling the truth, decided to lie instead. She said that the two guys on the bus forced her to jack them off, so that she seemed like the victim. The school believed her without a second thought, and expelled the two guys based on false claims made by Slingblade, while Slingblade got off with absolutely no punishment at all.
Of course, this caused a massive shitstorm between the people who were actually on the bus, all of which say that she wasn't sexually harassed, and her idiot friends who all believed her lie. Things got so intense that Slingblade, in a futile attempt to regain any shred of dignity she could get, wrote a letter to the headmaster of the school admitting that she lied and that she was just as guilty as the expelees. The school now knows she lied, and for some retarded reason, she still gets no punishment, and the expelees remain expelled even though the school knows that Slingblade lied.
This has created an even huger (and considerably more one-sided) shitstorm between every single person in the school (along with their parents, who somehow knew everything as well) who isn't Slingblade and Slingblade. She's currently in hiding and has literally been given the rest of the school year off so that she isn't persecuted by everyone if she shows up.
Interesting enough for care? Or no?

Whats her real name. I want to get in on the shitstorm too.

Slingblade's a cool ass name

I can get you guys her address if you want to order some pizza. Her name's Zoe, but I prefer Slingblade.

Address, now. Also, sucks for your friends.

I'm not going to completely condemn 'Slingblade' for what she did. I know a lot of people would have done the same thing and at least she tried to sort it out. What the school's doing is ****ing retarded though. They really need to unexpell the other two, and punish her if the school rules say it warrents punishment.

ADress pl0x.

Slingbades a pretty strange name for a girl.

I love german girls.

school on staff brawl.

DO IT

thats awsome you can inspire someone.

thats awesome you can GET FREE HAND JOBS

cool
sounds kinda stupid though...
i understand why the guys did it (got the handjob), but not why she did that.. (blamed the guys)

@ myself: i still lol hard when i read your sig

Address now .

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I'm not going to completely condemn 'Slingblade' for what she did. I know a lot of people would have done the same thing and at least she tried to sort it out. What the school's doing is ****ing retarded though. They really need to unexpell the other two, and punish her if the school rules say it warrents punishment.

But why unexpell the other 2. I get why your mad she got no punishment, but they decided on it, too so they all deserve suspension.