weneei temputce touskayp eeduzz wutsapoastdu annplaanenz pootnotdu hevant

Translation: When he attempts to escape, he does what he's supposed to and plans [do not work?] [to get to heaven?]

Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? Wow, this must be the shittiest English I've ever heard.

Not to mention that he's spamming the portal with no animations.

I think he's from New Zealand but i has no clue what he is saying...

I think it's a style of speech that he thinks is funny. It does just about make sense if you go for it phoenetically and ignore the spaces. It's just a lot of work and it make him look like a mouse scurrying across the keyboard. Not just walking, scurrying.

My translation: Wiener temperature too scrapped! What am I supposed to do? Don't put it There! Not Heven!

does this man have a tung