More theories for Gravity?

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Mar 29, 2008 3:29 AM #104659

I had a weird thought in Science class today, are there any other theories to try and prove gravity? Like a theory saying "GODS PENIS FORCES US DOWN." My teacher said that she didn't know any.

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Mar 29, 2008 3:31 AM #104663

Magic .

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Mar 29, 2008 3:54 AM #104688

Its the Jews .

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Mar 29, 2008 3:55 AM #104689

In before his noodly appendages

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Mar 29, 2008 4:02 AM #104695

Gravity is nothing but an invisible back pack of love god has given everyone and everything.

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Mar 29, 2008 4:14 AM #104704

The fact that aircraft carriers can get pulled to docks because of it.

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Mar 29, 2008 4:15 AM #104707

The planet's magnetic field pulling the air down on us.

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Mar 29, 2008 4:16 AM #104709

On Earth, you go up, you come back down.

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Mar 29, 2008 4:25 AM #104718

Quote from Noob_of_doom
The fact that aircraft carriers can get pulled to docks because of it.

Good theory.

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Mar 29, 2008 4:54 AM #104749

[SIZE="7"]Have fun.[/SIZE]

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Mar 29, 2008 5:05 AM #104759

GRAVITY IS FOR FAGGOTS z

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Mar 29, 2008 4:20 PM #105020

Does anyone remember that guy who made a thread in which he was convinced gravity was caused by everything in the universe expanding at the same time, so when you jumped it looked like you were falling because the earth expanded up underneath you?

And when we all tried to point out the myriad of flaws with his idea he just got stubborn, called us all ignorant idiots or something and deleted his thread.

Quote from "Gravity: THEORY, NOT REALITY" by Shyft

i hav developed a new theory to explain gravity, and so far it has survived all scrutinization, and if i can get scientific proof, it could probly get accepted

Ok, imagine the universe is a giant ball, and u. Now imagine u and the ball r both expanding at a constant rate. If there was no gravity, and u jumped off the ball, u would fly out into the air, then the ball would grow up under u and would give u the sensation that u were falling.

Now apply this theory to the entire universe. Everything is expanding according to their mass, and is undetectable by us. It would completely simulate gravity.

If u see any holes in this theory i will provide answers to ur questions if i can.

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Mar 29, 2008 7:04 PM #105115

Quote from Dragon077
[SIZE="7"]Have fun.[/SIZE]

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God damn, I want to revive that thread.

The OP there is a ****ing retard. Little did he know, Einstein's Theory of Relativity ACCOUNTED FOR GRAVITY. What the OP wanted us to believe is Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, which disregarded gravity.

Ugh, I don't want to really argue about it though. Mainly because when people say "gravity" doesn't exist, they just use a new word, term, or phrase to describe the exact same phenomena. Pointless.

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Mar 29, 2008 7:41 PM #105137

pppsshhh.
gravity is fake. we all know the earth SUCKS.

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Mar 29, 2008 7:43 PM #105140

Pppsshhh.
Flashman is a fake. His jokes SUCK.