Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View

This thread is pretty cool.

Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!

oh jesus.. this thread..

it hurts to laugh, so i'm trying to make myself serious because this thread is funny as ****, but that just made me laugh more so i started crying because my stomach hurts so ****ing much from laughing so hard.

**** you kidkick

Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends

Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate

Your momma's so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.

Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost

Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

Everyone that voted "roll on floor laugh" is a faggot.

ok..but if you roll on the floor laugh that meens its pretty funny
i sometimes see people type that on other websites.rofl=roll on floor laugh