The idea is taken from a thread at SA.

Have you ever thought up something and thought "Oh, that would be so badass in a movie"?
Maybe you've had a dream and have this incredible one-liner, that would only really fit as a quotation of a movie, leaving you no way to bring it to life.
I'm sure you have. In this thread; You will post these things.

I'll go first.

Lawyer: I think you made a mistake.
Paul: Mistake? I don't make mistakes.
Lawyer: Everybody makes mistakes, Paul.
Paul: I don't. I never make mistakes. I don't look back at my life and think 'Oh, what if I had done this..' or 'man, I wish I didn't take that job'. I don't make mistakes. I don't regret anything. Because, everything I've done has made me the man I am today, and I, I am a great man.
Lawyer: Let's hope the jury agrees.

megan fox: oh dear! there was an explosion at the bacon grease factory while me and torrie wilson were sunbathing in barely any clothes, and now im covered in the stuff! this is all your fault!
torrie wilson: my fault?? take this you bitch!

they wrestle in the bacon grease and then there is a hot sex scene

Write an erotic novel. I will pay you.

Cyborg protagonist, after shooting a mac computer with a shotgun: "You have been defragmented"

"Hasta la vista, Muchacho."

That's actually what the spanish translation on the theatrical release of Terminator 2 said.

Mafia man: I am Luigi, I hear you been compromising the brotherhood.
Man tied down in chair: Look, sir, I just ate at your restaurant.
(Luigi punches Man): Shadap! Who's your daddy?
Man: Urgh! Fine....uh... Luigi.
Luigi: Now who's your mommy?
Man: Um... what? Denise?
Luigi: THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU



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ololololololoololololololololololololololollolololo

Quote from Ash

That's actually what the spanish translation on the theatrical release of Terminator 2 said.

I honestly had no idea.

Damn.

After confessing to murder, robbery, etc.

Priest: Thank you for confessing, my son.
- : I wasn't confessing, father. I was bragging.

Sailor: God dammit why are we on this tincan in the middle of the ocean?
Sailor #2: Don't ask don't tell sweet cheeks
Sailor: What?
Sailor #2: Don't ask don't tell
Sailor: You do know that has nothing to do with the current situation?
Sailor #2: Yeaaaaah
Sailor: And it only involves hom-
Sailor #2: Oohhhh yeaaaahhhh
Captain: LOOK OUT IT'S A HEAT SEEKING MIS-

Ship gets hit, everyone dies.

Quote from leedon

Mafia man: I am Luigi, I hear you been compromising the brotherhood.
Man tied down in chair: Look, sir, I just ate at your restaurant.
(Luigi punches Man): Shadap! Who's your daddy?
Man: Urgh! Fine....uh... Luigi.
Luigi: Now who's your mommy?
Man: Um... what? Denise?
Luigi: THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU



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ololololololoololololololololololololololollolololo

Really gay/not funny.

"You have to ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?'
Well, do ya, faggot?"

*building blows up*

"NOOOO MY BABY"
"hahaha oh wow"

Quote from Ash

Cyborg protagonist, after shooting a mac computer with a shotgun: "You have been defragmented"

Hot damn I lol'd.

Dick #1 : Guys, post your made up quotes
Dick #2 : *Random unfunny ****ing shit cunt*
Real Cool Dude:
"Dick #1 : Guys, post your made up quotes
Dick #2 : *Random unfunny ****ing shit cunt*"

U GET IT?
Pathetic ****ing thread.