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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings, young chap!
You: How are you on this fine day?
Stranger: Fine,
Stranger: Think you
You: I will think me.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: what did you do today?
You: I do say! It appears there is a werewof in my home!
You: I will just be a moment.
You: I'm back, sorry 'bout that, werewofs are tricky.
Stranger: Oh
You: What did I do today? I killed and skinned a werewof.
You: I made his skin and flesh into a nice coat.
Stranger:
Stranger: '? ~~
Stranger: with a knife
Stranger: haha
You: Nononono, with my bare hands.
You: Everyone knows, knives are for panzies.
Stranger: Guess you'r strong
You: Yesyes, I am beefy foreign man whom you do not understand yet everyone admires.
Stranger: your humor
You: Mmm, what about it?
Stranger: both "beefy foreign man "and chest hairs
You: Yesyes.
Stranger: Areyou white?
Stranger: buckra
You: No
You: I am sort of a tan color, I should say.
Stranger: tan color beef
You: Yes.
You: I hail from Scotland.
Stranger: ya~!Scotland
Stranger: my friend's friend 's friend has got there
You: Really? That's excellent.
Stranger: haha,only a week.
Stranger: have trouble with speed and tone
You: Oh
You: Excuse me for a moment
Stranger: could introduce me about your life in Scotland
You: I grew up in a small cottage with me Mother an' Pa.
Stranger: plant vegetables?
You: Many of them!
Stranger: such as..
You: Tabacco
Stranger: potato
You: yes
Stranger: Do you have rice there?
You: What is... "rice"?
You: Oh my! I say, there's another werewof!
You: I'll be back.
You: I am back
You: Mmm mmm, uh, how are you?
You: Hmm, I do feel alone. Are you still there, lad?
You: Did you leave?
You: *sigh* Everytime, I begin to wonder why.
You: Good day, then.
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