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we'll take care of those zombies

now watch this drive

ha nice

putter, but one of those fancy ones that are both strong and pointy lookin

If a driver can send a ball 300 yards then I can kill a zombie with it, but I wouldn't aim for head, I would aim for the legs to trip it and then swing away at it's head

the sand wedge

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If a driver can send a ball 300 yards then I can kill a zombie with it, but I wouldn't aim for head, I would aim for the legs to trip it and then swing away at it's head

Why would you trip it, then swing for the head? Its just another swing, since you have to hit the head anyway.

Can't we just use showerheads and lego masks?

a Putter but a golf club is a rubbish weapon i would use a baseball bat.

A baseball bat is hardly any better.

I would use my dick.

****, no, a baseball bat is loads better. Wooden baseball bats can withstand lots of abuse, and you can cause enough massive head trauma with one or two hits to kill lots of zombies. It's infinitely better than a golf club, becaue golf clubs bend easily.

I must have come across some badly made bats in my time then.

i would say a driver

I would also use a baseball bat.

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Why would you trip it, then swing for the head? Its just another swing, since you have to hit the head anyway.

drivers probably the heaviest club, so why lift it when you can take out it's legs first then have a more powerful swing to the head while it's on the ground

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drivers probably the heaviest club, so why lift it when you can take out it's legs first then have a more powerful swing to the head while it's on the ground

You're getting attacked by a horde of zombies, not just one. If you're just going to trip and smash for every zombie, you're dead in no time.

Oh, definitely a sand wedge. It's a good shape for wedging through skulls, but at the same time more sturdy than a putter

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drivers probably the heaviest club, so why lift it when you can take out it's legs first then have a more powerful swing to the head while it's on the ground

no

from golfing experience, putter or one of the pitching wedges would count as the heaviest

drivers are light as ****, and seeing as the only lethal part would most likely be the club head, you'd be ****ed if that shit broke. yeah sure, you can stab them, but who wants to wait and pull something out of a zombies head?