What have you done as a prank on this wonderful first-of-the-month day?

I took aluminum foil and wrapped random objects around my house in it, including a bar of soap, a few plates, exactly three peanuts in the mixed nuts container, and a yogurt.

I also put plastic utensils (guess what) in peoples' hoodies and backpacks throughout school, sometimes even in their jeans pockets or in binders if they reallyweren't paying attention.

I'm like some kind of crazy ****ing fork ninja, man.

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What have you done as a prank on this wonderful first-of-the-month day?

I took aluminum foil and wrapped random objects around my house in it, including a bar of soap, a few plates, exactly three peanuts in the mixed nuts container, and a yogurt.

I also put plastic utensils (guess what) in peoples' hoodies and backpacks throughout school, sometimes even in their jeans pockets or in binders if they reallyweren't paying attention.

I'm like some kind of crazy ****ing fork ninja, man.

I do that everyday with paper balls.

Also: I didn't do anything directly, but I think I'm being April Fool'd. We're having this stupid student-teacher basketball game on Friday. You had to put your name in a box to be chosen in a raffle. I didn't put my name in and I got picked out of all 80 eight grade children. I saw the email from the super-intendant and everything.

I also have a story my teacher told me if I want to post it later.

I asked this girl in class if I could borrow her pencil because mine was gone. When I got it I said "Haha Aprils fool, I actually have my pencil!" Then I laughed. It was hilarious.

I had sex with my girl friend and when we were done I said "April Fools! I didn't wear a condom!"

Okay, since you guys keep asking, I'll post it.


(I'll just type it as if I were there)

A teacher and a student didn't like each other.

The teacher called for the student over the intercom to go to the counselors office.

Once the student was there, the teacher walked in and told the student that they had hidden cameras in the school and caught her cheating on the Standardized Tests and how she was going to be sent in front of a jury.

(The teacher didn't really think the kid did it)

The teacher left the room without saying anything after that.

The child started flipping out, like pacing and talking to herself.

The child proceeds to flip out, now screaming and acting really nervous, crying a little.

The teacher walks in some 7-10 minutes after she leaves.

Teacher tells student "April Fools!"

Student cries for 30 seconds and then starts hyperventilating.

I haven't really done much of anything today. I'm usually the prankie instead of the prankster. If I can think of a good one to do I'll do it. But until then I'm going to keep on my toes for incoming pranks...

lol fork ninja.

This gay kid that this teacher picks on and hates because he talks with a damn lisp and has that gay accent, fooled the teacher saying he was moving like really recently, i knew it was a joke, but everyone in the class got their hopes up. But then he is like "Apral Foooos" all gay like.

April Fools Im 2-D

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April Fools Im 2-D

Hi I want to be your friend.

April Fools.

I got kicked in the nuts

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I got kicked in the nuts

AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHEHAHAAHAHHA.

Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31'st to April second.

Lesson? Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

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AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHEHAHAAHAHHA.

Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31'st to April second.

Lesson? Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

Lesson? Everybody hates Chuck Norris jokes.

**** you.

It hurt.

well, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, scared me shitless

but i punched my friend in the arm and said april fools, i never really hit you

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well, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, scared me shitless

but i punched my friend in the arm and said april fools, i never really hit you

end

April Fools!

That wasn't really your girlfriend, that was me.