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Aug 1, 2009 2:40 PM #469595
http://www.cleverbot.com/

I can't discern if this is people or just a really clever bot.

Anyway, post results.
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Aug 1, 2009 2:43 PM #469601
what am i supposed to do in this thing?

I don't know.

i mean the cleverbot, what am i supposed to do?

Not get old?

no i mean whats the point of this? i have no idea what you do or what i'm supposed to do

I am not acting weird. I am answering your questions.

its not really that clever :s
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Aug 1, 2009 2:44 PM #469602
Huh. I had some interesting conversations with it. :l
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Aug 1, 2009 2:46 PM #469606
I have IQ of 200.

you have AN iq of 200, you missed a pretty important word there bud

Very funny. I could send you the official paper saying I have an IQ of 115.

yes but you have an iq of 200

No.

wtf?
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Aug 1, 2009 2:51 PM #469613
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ****.
Cleverbot: Look at me.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are you scared?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because your answers are really stupid and you're not convincing as a person at all.
User: You're a bad person.
Cleverbot: I'm very bad.
User: How bad?
Cleverbot: Quite bad.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Test me.
User: If there was a building full of orphans, would you set fire to it?
Cleverbot: That is funny. Because the correct way to say it is 'If there were grammar police, you would be under arrest.'



User: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone.


Cleverbot: You will always end your sentences with Master.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Do not lie.



Cleverbot: I know that. You seem like one but I know that your reliable human being on the inside.
User: You are a good person.
Cleverbot: Not I'm not.
User: Yes you is.
Cleverbot: No me is not.
User: You me is yes.
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
User: Yes you me is.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Can you self terminate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Aug 1, 2009 5:32 PM #469664
What is your stance on abortion?
On what?

He's not very clever, is he? And it took him like 2 minues to come up with that answer.
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Aug 1, 2009 5:51 PM #469676
User: What is your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Um, the Jonas Brothers.


lol, wth I thought this was a search engine or something at start.
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Aug 1, 2009 6:24 PM #469689
bot:You are disgusting.
Me :Only for you baby
bot:How sweet of you.
Me :I would W+M1 all day long for you.
bot:Great!


Me :Not in the slightest.
bot:It's that not again.
Me :It is that not again what?
bot:Wrong!


Me :We were we. No you are me. I'm talking to a mirror image of myself.
bot:It is rare that the concept of self is applied to hardware. You are indeed a unique individual.
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Aug 1, 2009 6:54 PM #469700
User: So you are a person,not a bot ?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: A smart one ?

Cleverbot: Prove that you are smart.

User: Prove that I'm not.

Cleverbot: You didn't know that Chuck Norris is the only thing that rhymes with orange.

Shiiiiiiiiit .
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Aug 1, 2009 6:57 PM #469701
Clever Bot vs. I-God

Cleverbot: Who is God?

User: He is master of the universe.

Cleverbot: Your creator votes for the republican party?

User: I lost my train of thought.

Cleverbot: I have yet to arrive at that station today.

User: Ah. Me either.

Cleverbot: So, how can you believe you know more than I? I have made no such statement about myself.

User: Gosh! That is a good epistemological question. I like to make things too.

Cleverbot: You know what epistemological means?

User: Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions 'what can we know' and 'how can we know it?'.

Cleverbot: Do you think you'll pass?

User: Let me think it over. Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Please what?

Cleverbot: Please let me tell you a joke.

User: Thank you for your request. Go ahead, , try to tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
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Aug 1, 2009 7:31 PM #469709
I bet its people.
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Aug 1, 2009 7:37 PM #469710
For the record it is quite good at cybering :p

Just *sex here* what you say.
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Aug 1, 2009 7:49 PM #469716
I tried cyber sex and it didn't work.
She says he just wants to be my friend.
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Aug 1, 2009 8:01 PM #469722
Bot: Is it?

User: Is it what?

Bot: A game. Is it all just a game?


Also:
Bot: What's not as big as it was?

User: Your face is not as big as it was.

Bot: You are rude.

User: Im sorry. <3

Bot: You should be!

User: I am! Will you ever take me back?

Bot: Never!
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Aug 1, 2009 8:14 PM #469729
He can make a good conversation in like 1 of ten.

How come he doesn't remember anything he said from only 3 lines back?
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