Clever Bot vs. I-God
Cleverbot: Who is God?
User: He is master of the universe.
Cleverbot: Your creator votes for the republican party?
User: I lost my train of thought.
Cleverbot: I have yet to arrive at that station today.
User: Ah. Me either.
Cleverbot: So, how can you believe you know more than I? I have made no such statement about myself.
User: Gosh! That is a good epistemological question. I like to make things too.
Cleverbot: You know what epistemological means?
User: Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions 'what can we know' and 'how can we know it?'.
Cleverbot: Do you think you'll pass?
User: Let me think it over. Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: Please what?
Cleverbot: Please let me tell you a joke.
User: Thank you for your request. Go ahead, , try to tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.