This shit pisses me off

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Apr 3, 2008 3:05 PM #108640

Lemme tell you something. When I look for zombie movies, I look for ones with character drama, originality, some sort of plot, and a good director. When I see something like this: http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14243963/zombie-strippers/videos/zomb_strippers_green_040208.html I get pissed.

Why does holywood keep doing this? They make "zombie" movies, but then the main zombies have the exact same abilities, or even ENHANCED abilities, from when they were alive.

I need more movies like the original Day of the Dead, or like [REC]. Ones with real thought.

Discuss zombie strippers.

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Apr 3, 2008 4:31 PM #108656

I can't view the video because of Aids and all around Failure of school computers, but I gotta agree with you.
Zombies need to be stupid, slow and in huge numbers.
Superzombies need to be a whole different genre, because they provide a totally different experience.

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Apr 3, 2008 7:10 PM #108693

oh my god, i might want to kill my self now

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Apr 3, 2008 8:19 PM #108718

Quote from Ash
Why does holywood keep doing this? They make "zombie" movies, but then the main zombies have the exact same abilities, or even ENHANCED abilities, from when they were alive.

well id have to agree but i just get more pissed off when they make movies about zombie porn stars

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Apr 3, 2008 10:30 PM #108817

"every mans fantasy"

when has it been every mans fantasy that there be living, rotting, carcases pole dancing?

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Apr 4, 2008 3:12 AM #109031

Finally, my fantasy becomes true!

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Apr 4, 2008 3:23 AM #109044

Lol

This is just stupid. The only way this would be good in any way would be if it was done in the style of one of the scary movie films but even then it would be awful.

I'm not as picky as Ash is with his zombies. If they come in hordes, their undead [or undead like] and dang near impossible to kill. I'm fine with it. I would classify 28 days [or weeks] later as a zombie movie even though their not really zombies. and just sick people full of rage.

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Apr 4, 2008 3:34 AM #109056

Quote from Ash
I need more movies like the original Day of the Dead, or like [REC].

Scariest zombie movie ever made, no question. I almost screamed when the guy fell down the stairwell.

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Apr 4, 2008 4:04 AM #109097

God dammit. If your going to make a doctor movie, for example, then you need to know about hospitals. Same goes with zombie films. I mean, the Zombie Survival Guide is what, 200 pages? God damn, I read it in 2 hours.

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Apr 22, 2008 4:02 AM #120667

The trailer looked pretty good until it showed the zombies dancing... Seriously, wtf?

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Apr 22, 2008 5:13 AM #120699

I couldn't stand it after 41 seconds. I ended up watching the qhole thing reluctantly, however. Looks even worse than 10k BC. Christ, what an awful awful looking movie. Not even for a zombie movie.

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Apr 22, 2008 2:36 PM #120902

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