What the hell is this? Cartoon Network trying to profit off stuff again?

Lets first take a look at the cast



Not only do 3 of the characters have nothing resembling their normal cartoon clothes, but Fred's hair is pitch black, Daphne looks either fat or pregnant, and Velma is... god damn she's too hot. Fred's facial expression is... ****ing weird.

And then there's Shaggy. What the hell went wrong there? The casting seemed to be hit or miss: either they looked like the character, or they're completely wrong. It also looks as if they tried to cover it up by giving him the only clothes that resemble what the cartoon character had.



Seriously, I look like a better Shaggy.



Just throw some brown dye in my hair, and there you go. I could mimick the talk all the way to the crackling pubescent Zoinks, too. God this is horrible.

And Scooby, while would obviously have to be CGI, looks worse than the 2002 and 2004 movies. Its like they weren't even trying to cover up he would be fake.

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Anyways

Quote from Mr. Pinkus

Not only do 3 of the characters have nothing resembling their normal cartoon clothes, but Fred's hair is pitch black, Daphne looks either fat or pregnant, and Velma is... god damn she's too hot.

Mystery Begins sounds like a prequal. Maybe part of the plot will be Fred falling in a vat of bleach, Daphne giving birth to Scrappy, and Velma running face first into a brick wall. I would pay good money to watch a film like that.

I also hate how it IS a prequel, which is something that shouldn't be tapped into in the Scooby universe simply because there's no point (and it was already tried before with A Pup Named)

And why is Scooby so big? If its a prequel, shouldnt he be... a puppy? Or smaller?

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Why can't you leave them alone damn it, damn you to hell!

I KNOW RIGHT? This is gonna be a piece of crap. When I saw this commercial this morning, before my routine viewing of 'What's New, Scooby Doo?', I'm like. W.T.F. WHY the hell is Fred's hair black? Are they honestly trying to ruin the goddamn Scooby Clan? And the CGI or whatever Scooby looks like shiat.

Daphne looks fat, and what happened to all their clothes. Shaggy is way too hot. The End.

MysteryGang Fail.

I kinda like hot Velma. And I'm pretty sure Daphne doesn't look so bad, just an awful, awful dress that's making her look pregnant.

That's not Freddie. Goddamnit, that's not Freddie. That had damn well better be Freddie's half brother Vinnie or I will be collecting severed nutsacks and nailing them to my trophy wall.

Shaggy...why the hell is he saluting? Other than that, I think he's passable. Barely.

a live action show on "the CN" sucks???????

Haven't they raped a once respectable series enough? I mean when I saw that new version of the cartoon with a pop style music theme I almost puked.