Tell us all about them.

Well, I attempted sex once and threw a boulder at some girl's knee.

I drank gasoline.

I didn't die, so try it and see what happens

do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

I jumped off my shed.

I grew up.

Stoled my kindergarten teacher's wrist watch, only to be caught with it the next day in class lololol.

I used to think conversation was like "my house is bigger than yours i can run faster than you and stuff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
So thats how most of my conversations were back when I was a little kid.

thats me 4 years ago in devours sig sawing the branch... fml

pissed of a druggie, we were in school at the time but he still went to chase us so we all ran then he tried to jump the fence but failed, thats just another reason not to take drugs

No, some people are just born without the ability to climb fences.

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No, some people are just born without the ability to climb fences.

and some are born with the ability to climb fences.

for example, mexicans.

I tried to shoot myself in the head. But I missed and shot my mom instead. I'm typing this from prison.

I said that i'm the pro at animation 2 years ago - when I onlhy started to animate. >_>

Tried to perform autofellatio.

i told a girl in 1st grade to stick out her tongue so i can show her a magic trick. i licked her tongue and ran away. true story